One of those gay friends you've encountered in class or even in a gay strip club. Jose is mental and has multiple disabilities that he has trouble understanding.
Marc: "Yo Jose what's 1+2"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"
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Our sleazoid CEO is trying pull a Cruz and reclassify all interns as “volunteers” so he won’t get fired for inappropriate relations w/ an employee after boning the new intern in the corner suite.
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Get the Gerald De Cruz mug.What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”
Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”
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