Monkey Crawl

When one jumps on another person, hopefully a friend, with full arms and legs wrapped around "friend" or stranger, whichever one prefers.
Could be used to intiate sex.

I monkey crawled Kellie from the bed, thus landing us on our backs.

by Chunky Ninja September 15, 2011

crawlspace

n. The last place you'll never see.

A woman's throat in the hands is worth three in the crawlspace.

by captain cracklins September 25, 2003

crawled up your ass

Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.

Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"

by lyndal June 21, 2007

creepy crawling

the act of committing small mischief late at night, usually in the suburbs.

STEVE: hey dude lets go creepy crawling
GREG: ok, we'll go piss in our neighbors pool

by chunk manmusk October 11, 2009

Crawl Dawg

The Baddest Man in the Land

Crawl Dawg is the shit

by Drew Dybel April 9, 2008

crawla

To summon a female to the house. To invite her in a way she can't refuse. Only ballers can use and understand this term.

Baller #1: " You see that bitch over there?"

Baller #2: "Yea, she hot as shit, son."

Baller @1: "I know. I'm bout to crawla."

by walkjohnson June 16, 2009

Dumpster Crawler

when a man puts three earwigs up his asshole and clinches his cheeks. Then two hours later attempts to fart them out but often ends in a bloody failure.

hey bro, i just did my first dumpster crawler last night and i think i shit out a larva this morning.

by Hebrew Hammer 91 October 16, 2010