coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.

Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.

by Tommyt September 25, 2014

Creed-Crash

The act of playing non-stop Creed songs on a public jukebox.

As 'With arms wide open' played for the 4th consecutive time on the jukebox, a blank stare fell over the bouncer's face. He couldn't take one more day of being Creed-Crashed. As he walked into traffic, no one heard the sound of screeching tires and breaking bones over the sweet, sweet sound of Scott Stapp's voice ringing from the loudspeaker.

by ScottStapp10 November 12, 2016

house crash

The same thing as home wrecking

"Josh felt bad, he totally house crashed Emma and her boyfriend last night, he hopes Emma doesn't tell him."

by brian6015 October 4, 2017

Cum Crasher

When your driving you car with one hand, and beating you defeater with the other hand, while being ran off the road.

Friend: Bro Clyde was in a mfuckin cum crasher nigga
Other friend: SHEEEEESH

by Cumguzzler4206912 December 31, 2021

demo-crássy

A country that has elections and so is 'technically' a democracy but you would have to be crass to think of it as a real democracy because you can only vote for one of two candidates who are like "two cheeks of the same arse". They have almost no approval except by a few oligarchs & for the rest of us voting is "like a choice between cholera & gonorrhea".

"I'm afraid I live in a demo-crássy, I think I'd prefer a good old-fashioned dictatorship!"

by derw00d February 12, 2022

Wii Crash

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wii Crash (Not to be confused with Crash Of The Titans or Mind Over Mutant) is when you're getting a high score in probably CTGP (Modded Mario Kart Wii) or Project M, (Modded Brawl)
and out of nowhere...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Maya Butreeks April 15, 2022

Post-System-Crash Depression

Post-System-Crash Depression (or PSCD) is the inevitable feeling and/or onset of depression brought on by the failure of a significant electronics item. It is marked by the general symptoms of depression usually centered around the idea that the 'reliable' system they had been using has failed them utterly. Examples of failures that may cause the condition include (but are not limited to):

1) Video Game Crashes after significant amounts of unsaved progress
2) Computer component failure

The only know cure for PSCD is time. Eventually the individual will reconcile with his system and accept its faults and try to improve upon them. In some cases though, therapy has been shown to aid the process.

While normally applied to electronics, PSCD can be used to describe similar symptoms that occur due to the failure of a physical system.

PSCD condition may be related to a the phenomenon of losing ones invincibility virginity, an occurrence in which a victim becomes depressed after having a significantly traumatic even occur to them, who before didn't think or realize such a thing could befall them.

Guy 1: Man, Steve's been unhappy all week. I thought hed be happy once he'd got his computer back.

Guy 2: Well, you know. It's that Post-system-crash depression. He just doesn't think thing s will ever be the same.

by turtlbrdr November 12, 2010