champion cousin

That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.
"Being the champion cousin means I get extra presents"
by balletbitch101 September 12, 2014
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Cousin dupree

Someone male soliciting incestual. Illicit sex with a relative. The term comes from an old steely dan song of. The same name. The chorus/refrain in the song is: "how about a kiss from your cousin dupree?"
Lisa:I'm not going to my family reunion this year. Beds:why not? Lisa: cousin dupree!
by 4realazitgits March 05, 2021
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Cousin clappers

A cousin clapper is when two cousins clap cheeks.
Those Georgia and Alabama fans are cousin clappers!!!
Cousin: man I wish my cousin was here to watch this alabama game with me!!😉
by Michigan fan. #GOBLUE January 04, 2022
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Fenian cousin

An individual to whom one has no blood connection but a deep relationship through the catholic church.
“He didn’t make a donation last Sunday, are you sure he’s your fenian cousin?”
by Dreaming of Friday August 20, 2023
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Cousin camp

A yearly tradition of staying up way too late, swimming, bridge jumping, vole-hunting, roblox playing, and dressing barbies up in ridiculous amazing fashion statements, it usuallt marks the beginning or end of the family reunion, and any number of sorts of mischief can happen over the duration of cousin camp.
"Cousin camp is coming up soon! I'm so excited to see everyone again"
"Same! Remember what Lucia did last year? that was crazy."
"I wonder what antics our cousins will be up to this time. Summer wouldn't be the same without cousin camp."
by zeesworld July 16, 2023
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Cousin Josh

7’2 certified redneck with hella tattoos and a massive cock
don’t fuck with cousin josh that fool will end you.
by da coochie killa January 17, 2021
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