Contact Die

walking into the shitstorm that is either cinematic torture or auditory rape.

I went to my friends house the other day and they were watching the Hannah Montana moive and I got a contact die

by Mr. Squee July 27, 2009

Contact Change

When a member of the opposite sex changes their contact on your phone to something erotic.

"She totally wants him, she contact changed from Jackie to I want Jackie's sexy bod".

by LyanRach July 27, 2009

contack

A term to describe cheesy moments and superfluous interactions in science-fiction, or in scary films.

You totally missed first contack of the film. She took off her helmet and the alien greeted her by hugging her head.

See also: Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie or Scary Movie

by ruje October 13, 2011

Contact lenses

YOU USE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR UGLY EYES (this is a joke xD)

Your eyes arent ugly lol 💖 contact lenses.

by LeahDaLeLemon May 27, 2021

post-coital shuffle

After intercourse, the action of the male shuffling toward the bathroom for cleanup with his pants and underwear about his ankles.

Afterwards, Jack did the post-coital shuffle to the bathroom.

by iggaboo March 6, 2010

maria eduarda contado

maria is the most beautiful human after park jimin and if you ever disagree i will not hesitate to punch you with your own crusty ass hand. thank u, come again sz

damn wow, maria eduarda contado is more gorgeous than maria eduarda contado ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by maria's twin, bitch. October 7, 2019

n-eye-pple contact

eye contact but with someone else’s nipples, or when it feels like someone’s nipples are staring at you or making aggressive eye contact because of their visibility.

person 1: man! I wish that guy wasn’t wearing a mesh shirt right now, his nipples are totally out.

person 2: it’s an intense amount of n-eye-pple contact

by brickgerman October 21, 2019