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Contact Die

walking into the shitstorm that is either cinematic torture or auditory rape.
I went to my friends house the other day and they were watching the Hannah Montana moive and I got a contact die
by Mr. Squee July 27, 2009
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Contact Change

When a member of the opposite sex changes their contact on your phone to something erotic.
"She totally wants him, she contact changed from Jackie to I want Jackie's sexy bod".
by LyanRach July 27, 2009
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contack

A term to describe cheesy moments and superfluous interactions in science-fiction, or in scary films.
You totally missed first contack of the film. She took off her helmet and the alien greeted her by hugging her head.

See also: Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie or Scary Movie
by ruje October 13, 2011
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Contact lenses

YOU USE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR UGLY EYES (this is a joke xD)
Your eyes arent ugly lol 💖 contact lenses.
by LeahDaLeLemon May 27, 2021
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post-coital shuffle

After intercourse, the action of the male shuffling toward the bathroom for cleanup with his pants and underwear about his ankles.
Afterwards, Jack did the post-coital shuffle to the bathroom.
by iggaboo March 6, 2010
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maria eduarda contado

maria is the most beautiful human after park jimin and if you ever disagree i will not hesitate to punch you with your own crusty ass hand. thank u, come again sz
damn wow, maria eduarda contado is more gorgeous than maria eduarda contado ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by maria's twin, bitch. October 7, 2019
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n-eye-pple contact

eye contact but with someone else’s nipples, or when it feels like someone’s nipples are staring at you or making aggressive eye contact because of their visibility.
person 1: man! I wish that guy wasn’t wearing a mesh shirt right now, his nipples are totally out.

person 2: it’s an intense amount of n-eye-pple contact
by brickgerman October 21, 2019
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