Speer·et cew·keng
Verb.
An action in which ranking members of the democratic party ejaculate into an open wound on the breast milk soaked left hand in an "artform" similar to that of watercolor finger paints.
Verb.
An action in which ranking members of the democratic party ejaculate into an open wound on the breast milk soaked left hand in an "artform" similar to that of watercolor finger paints.
by Woodyb October 05, 2017
by Rev. Foxx May 20, 2010
Cheap, usually weak lager. Predominantly sold in cans, but occasionally sold on tap in pubs and clubs.
Cooking Lager has a very dull flavor and is normally heavily carbonated.
See also; Tramp Juice , Rat's Piss
Cooking Lager has a very dull flavor and is normally heavily carbonated.
See also; Tramp Juice , Rat's Piss
Carling
Labatt
Tennent's Super
Carlsberg
Fosters
Castlemaine (XXXX)
Many poor quality lagers were not included on this list as they are too expensive to be classed as cooking lager
Labatt
Tennent's Super
Carlsberg
Fosters
Castlemaine (XXXX)
Many poor quality lagers were not included on this list as they are too expensive to be classed as cooking lager
by gnarcheese May 23, 2005
some one who cooks crank in shitty labs like trailers and hunting cabins. usually a hillbilly or mexican. Hillbillys
are distinguished by their cowboy hats, sunglasses, cowboy boots, and usually balding. usually spun on their own shit
may have a few meth sores.
are distinguished by their cowboy hats, sunglasses, cowboy boots, and usually balding. usually spun on their own shit
may have a few meth sores.
" hey man whats up with that guy i see every few days in the hardware store, hes always buying chemicals like drain cleaner, m.e.k, starting fluid, lithium batteries, and suddefed."
"well look at his hat, boots, and glasses, and with a shopping
list like that I'd say he's a meth cook."
"and did you see the guy driving him around, his car is a 1980's brown volvo with dents in the sides."
"well look at his hat, boots, and glasses, and with a shopping
list like that I'd say he's a meth cook."
"and did you see the guy driving him around, his car is a 1980's brown volvo with dents in the sides."
by i wike crank November 20, 2007
1. An over-the-top, lowgrade comedian that you would get if you mixed Ryan Reynolds and Jim Carrey, and then took out any charm or comedic talent they had and left only their more annoying attributes. He thinks the more he yells and throws his limbs around the funnier he will be, and I guess society has proven him right. He has a large following of what I can only imagine are pure idiots drunk of their asses looking for a good time and find that a raving lunatic is a GOOD TIME.
2.A way to insult someones comedic talents.
3.Source of the term "cooked" meaning something is very very unfunny.
2.A way to insult someones comedic talents.
3.Source of the term "cooked" meaning something is very very unfunny.
1. Have you heard Dane Cook?! He wants to be a snake! THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
2. ::guy tells lame joke:: Yeah that was about as funny as Dane Cook.
3.Guy 1: How was that new comedy starring Andy Milonakis? Guy 2:Oh it was cooked.
Guy 1: Awww, I thought it was gonna be good.
2. ::guy tells lame joke:: Yeah that was about as funny as Dane Cook.
3.Guy 1: How was that new comedy starring Andy Milonakis? Guy 2:Oh it was cooked.
Guy 1: Awww, I thought it was gonna be good.
by The Real Definition January 30, 2006
1) to prepare free base cocaine
2) to heat up square blocks of stone over a fire, on a frying pan, or in an oven or microwave
2) to heat up square blocks of stone over a fire, on a frying pan, or in an oven or microwave
1)
"My projects thick, in my projects everybody cooks bricks." -Coo Coo Cal ("My Projects")
2)
George: "So how's the ol' lady been cookin' these days?"
Stan: "Pretty bad, man. Last night she cooked bricks in the oven. Tasted like shit and I broke my tooth."
George: "Sorry to hear that."
Stan: "Yeah, at least she's good in the sack."
George: "Word."
"My projects thick, in my projects everybody cooks bricks." -Coo Coo Cal ("My Projects")
2)
George: "So how's the ol' lady been cookin' these days?"
Stan: "Pretty bad, man. Last night she cooked bricks in the oven. Tasted like shit and I broke my tooth."
George: "Sorry to hear that."
Stan: "Yeah, at least she's good in the sack."
George: "Word."
by Nick D November 24, 2003
One who is completely and unbelievably awesome; one who has an enormous penis and the ability to make everyone happy. Has been none to move away; while previous locations remain shines to those left behind;
by nate:D December 12, 2010