cooking porkchops

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.

I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.

by J Kimball September 4, 2005

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global cooling

aka global dimming, air pollution causes blockage of sunlight to hit the earth's surface and therefore causes global cooling. But global warming's effect is so overly strong that it surpasses that of global dimming.

Global cooling is nullified by the effects of global warming.

by jefar June 19, 2007

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Corbining

The disgusting act of adding or friending girls with low self-esteem on a social network website and making cheesy, flirtatious status updates in order to obtain likes and comments.

Person 1: Did you see Tony's status last night? He got 40 likes within 10 minutes.

Person 2: I know, he's such a corbining whore.

Person 1: Yeah, what a fag.

by DoctorCocktopus January 16, 2012

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Combine Harvester

A large peice of farming machinery, often used for clearing nursery's, kindergartens and petting zoo's.
Uses large saw like blades to cut through things with ease, is only really used for clearing nursery's, kindergartens and petting zoo's of annoying items. aka children

person 1: I hear you bought a new combine harvester last week.
person 2: Ye i had to get rid of the old one, to slow, makes it harder to hit the fast animals and children.
person 1: Mmmm hmmm i had the same problem last winter

by Keaton May 8, 2006

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