colton wingard

man whos mom is a whore.

that is a colton wingard mom right there

by sam wallis\ October 18, 2008

ColtonRodgersism

To take everything to its most extreme literal meaning.

If you have a handful of people, you only have one because you can't fit anymore than that in your hand - ColtonRodgersism

by The Brodingnagian Man December 17, 2008

colognely

The state of not wearing, owning, or smelling of cologne.

Man, i smell. I'm feeling pretty colognely

by unicorn wheelchairs November 15, 2010

Coatography

The wide variety of coats someone has that are fashionable, their ability to wear them properly and pull them off. In essence, you wear the coat and you look like you belong in a magazine.

I like that coat. You know, you have good coatography! I don't think I could ever pull them off like you do.

by skier4life131 January 24, 2011

cologntagious

The state of wearing so much cologne or perfume, that you leave a trail of scent behind you, which can then infect surrounding people, things with your smell.

Be careful about getting on an elevator with that guy: he's cologntagious. You'll smell like him for the rest of the day.

by Urbanity79 November 2, 2011

Colton Mancheski

He's an amazing boyfriend. Colton Mancheski is the love of my life, best friend, soul mate, my whole world, my everything. He's very honest, respectful, loving, caring, and an amazing person inside and out. He means more to me then anything on this earth. He's the type of boy that will melt your heart :) He's very hard-working and determined in everything he does. Watch out he might make you fall in love with him :) He's the only boy in this world for me. And I'm so lucky and blessed to have him in my life. No matter what we go through together, I will always be right by his side through thick and thin. He's my Colty Bear, noodles to my macoroni and cheese, dull light bulb, the love of my life, and my hero. He will always be the boy who steals my heart over and over again.

Gosh, don't you love that Colton Mancheski.
I love me some Colton Mancheski.
Colton Mancheski is the cutest.

by Kaywa May 11, 2012

colton Bosaw

He's a faggot. Loves to eat male ass and has a huge anal cavity that tears apart his rectum

Stop being such a Colton Bosaw!

by I'll eat it ATM August 21, 2014