Colton

If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him

Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.

by Skroof life November 26, 2021

Colton Supper

Beavers County most known closeted boy. Looks like a constipated chipmunk, also plays with scooby doo stuffed animals. If you need an American girl contact him.

His son got beat for acting like Colton Supper

by FortyFourMore May 21, 2019

colton

my bestfriend, i couldnt have asked for a better one. funny, caring, you'll never find anyone as good as a colton.

me: there's my bestfriend
other friend: oh is he cool
me: of course he's colton

by avexlo November 7, 2022

Colton

Very dirty minded. So much in fact, where he similar to Michael Scott from the office, in which he cannot resist saying "That's what she said"

You're the most dirty minded person I know
There's a reason my name is Colton

by Wild Card Wildy March 9, 2022

Colton

Adjective describing selfless, kind, and or wholesome behavior or state of being. Often used in situations where someone is going above and beyond.

"My Korean post neurosurgery patient was singing a nursery rhyme while I performed a NIHSS assessment, it was wholesome as hell. Straight up Colton"

"That guy stayed after his shift was over to help me intubate and clean up my patient, such a Colton..."

"I got home, took off my bra, put on some Marvel movies, and took a drag from a fat ass joint. It was such a Colton moment!"

"I just saw two oters holding hands while wearing glasses and suspenders, they were Colton AF!"

by Arrogant Wizard May 13, 2021

Colton

Colton is a very sweet, cute, and he is so loyal, if someone ever Lost him they would go into a trance of depression without him. If I were to never get to have my first kiss without him I would never trust myself. He is the best person on earth and I love him more than anything. He is like a king in some Eyes. He is my best friend but more than a friend my lover.

He is amazing he is a king in my eyes I love Colton

by hufflepuffsandmarshmollows January 4, 2021

colton schiavone

a cheerleader, a guy that broke a hammock, a guy that found a firefly in his shirt, he went to sleepaway camp and made one friend and he asked for his number and he gave him the wrong number, and his led lights were flashing rainbow

colton schiavone is gay

by coltonhater123 June 19, 2025