colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch

A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.

"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"

by speastermiester May 15, 2009

the colonial

During intercourse, have a friend hide in the closet in a revolutionary war style uniform(including musket), then as you ejaculate on her face have said friend hop out of the closet and butt stroke her in the face.

My friend and I gave her the the colonial last night.

by old colonial August 1, 2008

Colonel Sanders

Former cook for the special forces. Started fast food chain after receiving dishonorable discharge for conduct unbecomming of an officer.

I don't like the look in his eye.....he is a trained killer disgiused as someones grandfather.

by Gunny May 16, 2005

colonize

to turn a female virgin into a good member of society.

I colonized Mandy!!

by Noaches232 December 4, 2014

Colonel Sanders

When a team member rushes an enemy player or team (for the clout) and dies while blaming his or her team for their death. Sometimes causing the Colonel Sanders to rage or rage quit.

Gabe is raging, he’s such a colonel sanders.

by Chuck finelay September 20, 2019

Colonising the conversation

When a headstrong person (often a Caucasian male) doesn’t listen to others, takes over a discussion and makes it difficult for others to contribute and actually be part of the conversation.

Person 1: Man… I couldn’t get a word in that meeting.
Person 2: Yeah, Steven was totally colonising the conversation

by Jawajawa April 2, 2022

colondee

1. The written out form of the smiley, :D. (colon - :, dee - D)
2. A very spontaneous and iritated user of the Starmen.net forums.

"I was so happy, I just had to use a colondee."
"Hey colondee what's up?"

by n42 September 13, 2003