College Massage

A vigorous kneading or rubbing of one person's body, most frequently the shoulders and back, by the hands of a friend or acquaintance. Usually exchanged between college or high school students with seemingly platonic motivations. Sometimes preceded by a light comfort stroke of reassurance.

Joe: "Boy, you look sore, Sarah. Why don't I help relax those achy muscles?" <Moves to place his hands on her shoulders>
Sarah: "No dice - I can see through your pathetic attempt at a college massage, Joe, and I'm not interested."

by TUnit March 31, 2008

college block

(n.) one who prevents another from getting into college
(v.) any action that impedes or stalls another's admission into college

(n.) Since we both wanted to get into Brown, Bob (and his high SAT score) acted as a college block to my ambitions.

(v.) Bob college blocked me by telling the Brown admissions representative/interviewer that I had cheated to get through high school.

by lolwutgg February 8, 2010

College Hookup

A hookup that generally includes sex.

John: Damn that girl is hot. Maybe we can have a college hookup.

by jd90jd84 April 4, 2010

College Clean

The state of clothing or fabric that is not exactly clean, but still not too dirty to use or wear. As most college students are too lazy or broke to clean their fabrics regularly, they will wait until everything is no longer "College Clean" before washing.

Guy 1: hey man didnt you wear that shirt the other day?

Guy 2: yeah, but its fine, its still college clean

by abesmartazz2 July 27, 2010

college applications

1. a lovely way to waste tens of hours writing essays for schools you will not attend in case the school you will attend doesn't accept you
2. a reason to want to die

I thought senior year would be fun, but mostly its just college applications and sadness.

by Lightning McThleen December 14, 2018

College of the Streets

When someone learns a lot of hard knocks life lessons hanging out on the streets.

My best friend went to Harvard but I graduated from the College of the Streets.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 10, 2017

Concrete College

From the infamous Mr Layhe, concrete college is where you go after high school as white trash living in a trailer park. It is used metaphorically to describe prison/jail.

"They'll head straight back to concrete college after I bust them, Randy"

by nutbuster6669999 March 6, 2020