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facebook Coercion

The practice of forcing another party to behave in an involuntary manner (whether through action or inaction) by use of threats, intimidation or some other form of pressure or force. Such actions are used as leverage, to force the victim to act in the desired way.
She told me she wont be my friend unless I de-friend him. That's Facebook coercion!
by Sicko'F.B. October 23, 2010
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Cortaca

Cortaca is more than the football game where Cortland State kick's Ithaca's ass, but is the mindset all should have during the year at Cortland State. It cannot be defined- it must be lived.
"Cortaca!"
"WOO!"
by Cortaca Woo November 12, 2009
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cert

Correctional Emergency Response Team
Active the CERT Team we have a Riot.
by Yourused October 20, 2007
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Certified Financial Planner

Somebody with no money, who never learned how to mass or build money, and somehow thought it'd be a wise career decision to tell others what to do with their money.

since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.

NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.
"what happened to that guy who got fired 3 months ago?"
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:
by speculatorninja February 9, 2010
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Cort

A pussy who has the smallest girthiest cock in history! he acts like he gets bitches but really he just is dating a girl who is not a first rounder! he eats mcgangbangs on the daily and drives around. if you wanna catch a sesh with this beauty head on over to the golf course where he works a minimum wage job to put food on the table! Cort Lochhead is one of the strongest black guys in the country of Ambia he honestly makes them african sweaties moist to the sound of his heart beating against his ripped ass chest. Cort's a beaut a sniper a dangler and celly's hard. FERDA FRICKEN MONTAGUES
Cort is a beauty
by BreezyRUst June 20, 2017
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certainty

The quality of being something declared as being true that will be proved as being false the next day.
"The thing that is clear to us and that we can say with certainty is that this plane was not hit by a missile."

CAOI - 10th January 2020
by Facette January 11, 2020
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Penis Certification

1.Certification of authenticity of a penis.
2.Certification of the health of a penis.
1.I hate those lying gossip magazines, I've got penis certification, dammit!
2.Check my penis certifications out, Lourdes, I'm all safe!
by A$$LickaLowd October 1, 2008
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