Chocolate Cocaine

The act of snorting cocaine out of, NOT off of, one's ass hole. Said cocaine will become covered with shit thus causing it to look like chocolate too an extent.

Fuckboi #1 "Duuuuuuuuuuude I just did some chocolate cocaine"
Fuckboi #2 "Duuuuuuuuuuude that's like hella rad man!!! How did it feel?"
Fuckboi #1 *before he responds begins violently throwing up BECAUSE HE SNORTED COCAINE OUT OF A GIRLS ASSHOLE and subsequently dies from choking on his sick*
Fuckboi #2 "Duuuuuuuuuude looks like you fucked up man"

by The Real Academic July 28, 2018

cocaine kirby

a person who sniffs so much cocaine, so as to be comparable to kirby but with cocaine

your new nickname is cocaine kirby because you sniff so much fucking cocaine

by anon49939939392 September 17, 2023

coochie cocaine

coochie so addictive its just like cacaine

putting coke on both lips of the cooch, press the lips together and inhale

cocaine laced with coochie crust

daymn that bitch has that coochie cocaine.

by Dissapointing Salad June 12, 2022

Cocaine Nicole

A girl that really loves cocaine

Person 1: "why do you call her cocaine nicole"
Person 2: "because she loves cocaine"

by Jonny Aingott July 13, 2017

Russian Cocaine

Mixture of Black Caviar and cocaine that is snorted off of pussy of sexy bitch

It’s almost 2:00 pm where is Vlad with the Russian Cocaine, my bitches pussy is dripping wet and my nose anticipates this.

by Misha420 December 25, 2020

Gamer Cocaine

Essence of pure gamer condensed into a powdery substance. Obtained by scraping a gamer's mousepad, mouse, or keyboard with a knife or other sharp-edged material.

I scraped some gamer cocaine off of my mousepad last night.

by pechman April 4, 2021

smooth as cocaine

Fly as fuck!!! aKa THE MOTHER FUCKING BEST!!! 💋

She is smooth as cocaine!!! With all that booty and that smile,damnnn!!!

by Gramsof2 July 1, 2017