Dark Cobra

black mans trowsers snake

unleash the dark cobra
or
wow i want on will smiths dark cobra

Dark Cobra by schocher March 25, 2003

king cobra 

A very arrogant person

Look at the king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand what it feels like to talk to an arrogant person

king cobra by Uncle Dimma June 12, 2016

Shit Cobra 

When your shit is so long it stands up out of the toilet.

I walked into the bathroom and there was a Shit Cobra staring at me.

Shit Cobra by Nurse Josh October 25, 2018

US Cobra 

A guy who obsesses over pickles, especially his dad's (who is a monkey from cod zombies) 50 inch pickle. Also likes taking showers for 4 years and trying to get the ray gun out of the mystery box every time.

Snipe the box when it as white US Cobra is.

US Cobra by Fuckly May 18, 2020

King Cobra 

A fucking badass .357 Magnum revolver made by the legendary gun manufacturer Colt.

Aye bro, I love that stainless steel Colt King Cobra you got! That’s a fucking beautiful piece!

King Cobra by hickok45fan October 18, 2021

paper cobra 

When one flushes the toilet and it starts to back up, you thrust your hand into the water and grab the toilet paper blockage

I flushed the toilet, and it started to back up. I had no other choice than to have the paper cobra strike and remove the blockage so the water would go down.

paper cobra by King s a l a m I May 24, 2022

tame the cobra 

Essentially, it's when you're attempting to control your pp from going upright.

Person 1 asks, "Hey honey, do you want to snuggle?"
Person 2 responds, "Uh yeah sure."
Person 2 thinks in their head, 'Oh shoot, I need to tame the cobra.'

tame the cobra by the_big_man12734 August 18, 2021