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Clusterfacts are a collection of either out of context facts or completely made up facts bundled together and delivered in a rapid fire fashion. Like a clusterbomb

This is a strategy used mostly by right wing political pundits when being interviewed on television. When they are asked a question that undermines their position on a subject they drop clusterfacts like crazy to force they interviewer deal with the unrelated or inaccurate facts. When successfully deployed the interviewer is left arguing facts unrelated to the original question.
Any interview with Michelle Malkin. When asked to explain her support for the Iraq war she launched into a scree of clusterfacts that are easily proven wrong on an individual basis, but en-masse they overwhelm the interviewer.
by earth2kelly August 4, 2009
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Clusterfuck

The Metal Gear Online beta, offered for download and play by Konami which has now been restricted to Japan only after massive server failure
Dude did you try out the MGO beta?
Nah, twas a clusterfuck of epic proportions
by McTalon April 22, 2008
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When a Robbie cheats a Rae, and a Matthew finds out and throws a hissy fit that the Robbie lied to him about it. Then they start fighting and drag everybody they are friends with into the fight. causing stress and a shitload of drama.

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When someone brings fighting friends together to talk about there feelings. Which does not solve anything.

Also, a delicious chocolate candy bar with caramel, nuget, rice crispy clusters, and loaded with peanuts.
1. Robbie, Matt, and Rae, why are you sending us into this clusterfuck?
2. That talk last night was a clusterfuck.
3. I just ate one orgasmic clusterfuck.
by odd333 August 1, 2009
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person: That was a great clusterfuck last night!
Person2: Inorite?!
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To have sexual intercourse with at least one other person in a computer cluster.
I've been so hosed lately that had to ask Cindy to meet me in 66-080, so we could clusterfuck between p-sets.

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Those SIPB jerks locked our Athena accounts after they caught us clusterfucking in 66-080!
by dotcom January 18, 2008
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A word I like to use without knowing exactly what it means. Usually I like to say it and make it sound dirty, because it has the word "fuck" in it.
It was quite a clusterfuck when I clusterfucked your mom in her clusterfuck last night.
by Hudong August 25, 2006
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n. Being fucked up in so many ways that you cant even count. See Ozzy Osbourne or Lady GaGa. They are prime examples of clusterfucks.
Person 1: Hey its my pet rock Penis!

Person 2: Dont be such a clusterfuck, you lil peice of shit.
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