Money church

NOUN: A dubious religious entity that is usually out to only collect money from its followers under the guise of mysterious knowledge and secrets, often withheld with the promise that as more money is given more secrets will be revealed.

Often frequented or promoted by celebrities like a religion-of-the-month

Despite their pleas to the contrary most people think of the Church of Scientology as either a cult or a money church using mumbo jumbo to manipulate more cash out of their believers.

by Danielle Belton January 26, 2005

God church

Some really dumb shit Jake Paul said in his latest single "It's Everyday Bro". He most likely combined the 2 because he couldn't come up with a way to make the song any worse. #LOGANG4LIFE

I just dropped some new mercy, and it's sellin like a god church

by Kobe639 June 11, 2017

church it up

To vainly try to appear cultured and refined.

Joe: My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

Attendant: Don't try to church it up, boy.

by Bourbon Shocker October 14, 2004

Church Whore

Predominately African American females who hang around the premises of a Church's Chicken restaurant asking teenage boys if they would like to have a "good time"

When i was at church's chicken the other day, the church whores wouldn't leave me alone.

by evil shinanigan November 3, 2008

Church Hug

A hug for people that you are obliged to like, but ultimately don't, such as people you meet in church. Its typically a very half-hearted hug.

"The date went okay, but I can tell he wasn't really into me. He walked me to my door and gave me a church hug."

by Joolie Beans January 28, 2006

going to church

When you perform oral sex on a man, in the position of kneeling in front of him and sucking his cock.

Jack: Before the night was over, I was going to church on him, and he loved it!

by Anonymous7 January 23, 2006

church on the move

According to Snoop Dogg is when everyone is at a party or at a club and is time to roll you hear one playah say 'church on the move' and it's time to go for everybody
something similar to 'cheese it!'

Young Playah: this is fucked up..CHURCH ON THE MOVE!
*everybody running like hell*

by Raius January 11, 2008