Champing

To go camping with a bottle of Champagne. Good times!!!

Lets go Champing I've nicked a bottle from my fokes drinks carbonate

by MylesTails October 24, 2009

Chirping

A disgusting sex act involving oral sex and ejaculate. After ejaculating the person who received the blow job gets on his knees and begins to chirp like a baby bird. The person who gave the blow job stands up with a mouthful of jizz and proceeds to feed the chirper his own jizz mama-bird style. Similar to snowballing but with the addition of bird noises.

I guess he went to Ball State or something because after I blew him he wouldn't stop chirping until I fed him his own jizz like a mama bird.

by ChirpAuthority February 2, 2016

Crimping Wheaties

Has the possibility to literally mean crimping wheaties. Though it probably doesn't actually mean that. The origins of the word are very mysterious, but it probably originated somewhere in Falmouth.

Guy1: Guess what? I'm getting sucked in my plane!

Guy2: Your crimpin' wheaties Tim.

Guy1: Oh my god, I am not Crimping Wheaties!

by Rigon March 4, 2010

Chirping

When you savagely attack the weaknesses of your friends and family, but in the nicest way possible

John was used to getting chirped on for his progeria, even when he'd never been diagnosed with the illness. His friends and he spent many evenings drinking beer and chirping on each other.

by BrewLaw July 29, 2017

CHIMP IN CHARGE

{ CHIMP IN CHARGE } According to Michael Fazio a.k.a. the author of a Revolutionary new book called Angels on the Ark ~

CHIMP IN CHARGE THE CHIMP IN CHARGE is also a VERTICAL VERSION of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } according to Michael Fazio & the { CHIMP IN CHARGE } is also a descendent of CHIMPANZEES & or BABOON~ETTS ~

So according to an Atheist Congress of the current { CHIMP IN CHARGE } of the USA a.k.a. & the 44th PUSS STAIN we are all { VERTICAL CHIMPS } however there can only be 1 {CHIMP IN CHARGE } & that would be the 44th PUSS STAIN until it passes the baton to the 45th PUSS STAIN in the year 2012 ~ !

Also according to Michael Fazio the chimp in charge is also defined as an ~ANIMAL~IN~THE~WHITE~HOUSE~ BECAUSE WE ARE ACCORDING TO WEBSTERS DICTIONARY IN FACT ALL ANIMAL ORGANISMS THAT ORIGINATED IN THE OCEANS

Of coarse there are many different forms of animals including the human species also known as { VERTICAL CHIMPS } & the sub species of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } known as POLITICAL ANIMALS & these Political Animals are defined by their political ambitions & are also noted in the Encyclopedia & dictionaries as such ~a.k.a. POLITICAL ANIMALS thus effectively describing the 44th PUSS STAIN & his political cabinet of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } which also includes the sub species known as BABOON~ETTS & all of this information is brought to you by Michael Fazio.

If there are any doubts please refer to;

www.AngelsontheArk.com by Michael Fazio

by HoodWinkedbyanAngel December 9, 2010

chipping

To 'chip'

To sprint really quickly, so much that your feet barely grace the floor

To flee a dangerous situation

"ha ha did you see that little kid running from that dog! he was chipping!"

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*person 1* "the other night I was out about 11pm and this huge group of guys were like right near me"
*person 2* shit what did you do?
*person 1* I chipped , I mean i was CHIPPING"

by Sharkey Boy September 29, 2005

chipping

To slap a girl in the face with one's dick.

She was such a slut he practices his chipping technique on her 24/7

by anon543445 August 31, 2016