oral chicago

a sexual act also referred to as "deep dish" where a woman's sexual partner accepts her juices in his/her mouth and uses them to flavor a deep dish pizza or a hot dog

Andrew enjoyed giving Molly oral sex so much, he asked her if he could perform an oral chicago.

by Big Donkey 16 November 12, 2013

judy chicago

a feminist queef

I hooked up with that hairy-armed pink pussy hat wearing FemiNazi after the Antifa rally and she Judy Chicago’d so loud it woke up the dog.

by Salohcin2 October 25, 2019

Chicago Slide

Used as another name for the Chicago Sweep.

Rather than stopping at a stop sign, a driver slows to a roll and then immediately accelerates as soon as they can't read the stop sign anymore.

Named for the technique used by the vast majority of Chicago drivers when no one is around.

"Yeah, I just sat there and watched that cop Chicago Slide through that stop sign."

by pressyglue July 7, 2018

Chicago Hello

When a person points a handgun at another person while both parties are driving in traffic.

I saw Mary driving on Western Ave so I pulled out my Glock and gave her a Chicago Hello

by Southsidesurvivor July 12, 2021

Chicago Special

A cocktail containing: 1 16 oz Schlitz beer, and an entire bottle of ranch. On special occasions a pickle is presented on the rim of the glass.

Dude have you had the Chicago Special yet? It has an entire bottle of ranch in it.

by oriley0813 April 8, 2020

chicago shoeshine

When you pay $20 to a homeless person to get you off on the side walk. Then they wax your shoes clean with a mixture of their spit and your spooge

Livingston was lost on Ohio St. so he paid a homeless guy for directions and ended up getting a Chicago shoeshine. It was more than he bargained for.

by The Sweens June 19, 2016

Chicago Suntan

Getting flayed in the pattern of a farmers tan

Ah man, did you hear what happened to Johnny Two-socks? Earned himself a Chicago suntan

by SuspiciousPelican June 22, 2023