Bloody Chavez

A sexual act that involves performing sodomy without lubrication until rectal bleeding occurs followed by performing oral stimulus on the blood dripping anus, thereby getting blood all over one's face. If the giver of oral stimulation has a beard it can be known as a Bloody Castro.

Craig: Chris Brown didn't just give Rihanna a black eye, he gave her a bloody chavez!
Deebo: What chu mean?
Craig: He tore that ass up then tossed her salad!

by rickabone April 28, 2013

cave grease

cave gease is where some one is fingering there asshole, and when the ring piece gets really wet, that is called cave grease.

hey dad, i was fingering my asshole, and my ring piece was soaking wet, " no silly, that' s cave grease".

by yeahhh_boyyy July 28, 2009

cave bang

when the Geico Cavemen gangbang some one

Cave Banging: So easy a caveman can do it

by The geico Cavemen October 7, 2009

Caveat Stoner

A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."

Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc

by knowcebo January 16, 2011

cavemanners

the behavioral conduct demonstrated by cavemen during various occasions.

"He appeared well-groomed and civilized, though his cavemanners at the restaurant left much to be desired."

by connie m August 23, 2011

caveypuss

A caveypuss is one who avoids social activities, instead favoring retreating to their cave-like room to drink expensive beer alone, play RPG games on high end computers, eat munchies, and generally be moody and reclusive.

The plural of caveypuss is caviepi, and it has been observed that caviepi generally enjoy hoppy ales and salty, crunchy snacks.

Caviepi are not necessarily reclusive gaming-nerd types by nature, but occasionally fall prey to the desire to sit around in the dark, killing Draugs and unraveling the mysteries of Temerian politics in a drunken daze.

Bitchtits - "Yo let's go drink expensive beer together and attack my pusillanimous room-mate with knives! It'll be a blast!"
Caveypuss - "I'm not sure...I think I'm just going to go play wizard instead. I got all this chex mix and Red Seal Ale...see..and..."
Bitchtits - "Why are you being such a caveypuss? I bet you have a high end gaming computer, too, you caveypuss you!"
Caveypuss - "...."

by Äärimmäisen lahjakas vuori pyö September 18, 2012

cavernous cave

octomom's vagina. I bit split open twat that you must do circles with your dick to feel any friction.

Yo, you going out with who's baby momma...sh!t son, you got yerself a cavernous cave!!

by proletariatPete November 26, 2013