Choade

1. Can mean chill, lowkey, no biggie.

2. Choade means “Chilling hard on a deck every day.” Used in a very limited fashion in certain frats to describe relaxing out the front of the frat house according to genius.com.

“It’s choade my dear” - Connan Mockasin

by JayKip July 24, 2022

toads eat choads

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.

Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!

by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019

Choad in a Blanket

turtle neck choad....an uncircumcised choad

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!

by the grim preacher December 26, 2016

Choad blower

A person who specializes in giving blow jobs to people with choads

Mr. Duffy is such a choad blower

by Big dam February 28, 2024

choad stools

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.

I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.

by Jack Tors April 24, 2009

Choad-Bucket

An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.

That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!

by tauhntow December 30, 2009

choad chaser

A woman or man who prefers girth over length when referencing a penis

That girl there, her name must be Hannah, is a choad chaser .

by owl fountain April 29, 2016