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Castle Crashing

Castle Crashing is the act of intruding into a weak to mediocre relationship with the sole purpose of dismantling the relationship so the person of interest is single. Once the person of interest is single, one can make their move but beware, not all relationships can be castled crashed. An attempt may result in the embarrassment of yourself.
Person 1: "Did you here?"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Mike just tried castle crashing but it back fired. His dm's got screenshot-ed and posted."
by Freddy adu January 27, 2018
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Castle

Verb (to castle)

The act of supplementing one’s pint of ale or stout with some form of hard spirit, traditionally a whisky. The glass containing spirit sits alongside the pint, separately.

A punter of a drinking establishment who has a pint and a separate spirit on the go, simultaneously, is said to be drinking "castle kingside".

The term is derived from the chess move of the same name, whereby the king is moved two squares towards a rook (castle) on the player's first rank, then the rook is moved to the square over which the king crossed. The outcome leaves the king and rook side-by-side.
Josh: “You getting another round in Tom?”

Tom: “Yeah mate, same again?”

Josh: “Yeah. Castle mine if you will. I’ll slip you a fiver later.”
by thebigthree March 8, 2020
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crap castle

noun. When one drops a duece and the logs break and pile upon one another. Also known as a Log Cabin.
1- "Dude! You have to see the size of the Crap Castle someone left in the toilet on the 3rd floor!"
2- "I already have.... and yes, I am proud of it"
by Wankerstein November 11, 2007
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awkward castle

lying on the outskirts of "rough city" is awkward castle. its the place one goes when they say something insensitive or stupid, then feel like an asshole. they sit in the awkward castle.
Alyssa didn't realize that when she was talking about Ashley, Ashley was standing right next to her. Alyssa now is in the towers of the Awkward Castle.
by TBear1190 September 27, 2009
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Carew Castle

An old castle from the fuedal era, build by Sir nicholas carew, is located in wales
that castle is awesome

thats Carew castle
by Padraig666 May 14, 2010
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Sausage Castle

Mike Busey from the popular t.v. show/movie Jackass has a "home" in Florida. Out in the middle of no where this house is probably the weirdest house you will ever encounter. (worse than any strip club) Outside there is a giant stage in which artists such as Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) have performed at. Also a bar and a swimming pool. The first thing you may notice about the house is the decor on the outside. Its got skulls and looks like something out of a horror movie. The inside is very nicely decorated with sex swings and large screen t.v's with porn on them constantly. On the walls is naked girls with holes cut out so you can stick things inside there (use your imagination) In the bathrooms are cameras constantly filming people in there. (R. Kelly style) In the kitchen is naked pictures of all the girls that have had intercourse in the house and of course bras on the ceiling. The bedrooms aka sex chambers are extremely clean and very welcoming (just kidding)
Eric wants to go back to the sausage castle.
The Disney Cast member party bus got the sausage castle ratted last night.
I got the clap at the sausage castle.
I got ruffed at the sausage castle.
by ericandmandy May 20, 2013
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New Castle

A small town in Northern Delaware. Also know as "The Castle" it consists of shitty little mid to low class neighborhoods full of drugs and "white trash". Directly linked to Wilmington, New Castle gets worse the closer to Wilmington you get. Women who live in New Castle are often reffered to as "New Castle Girls", and believe me, it's not a good thing. New Castle girls are said to be floozies or crack heads, whichever you prefer. The only really good thing about New Castle is Battery Park, (a good place to either make out, get high, or both!) If you get hungry, try the Dog House for one of their famous foot long hot dogs, then leave New Caslte right away and go someplace better.
"Don't talk to her... she is a "New Castle Girl".
by JDUBB19 August 24, 2005
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