carl-mole

carl-mole is a play on the words carmel, carl, and mole it is used in chemistry when you are mixing chemicals and you make a compound that resembles a carl and carmel mixture. it usually looks like a spiral like a soft serve icecream cone. The word mole comes into play because moles love to eat the carl/carmel mixture because it is ful of nutriants.

Mother: Timmy, what did you do at school today?
Timmy: We made some wicked sweet carl-mole in chemistry and i think i am addicted to it, just like a mole.
Mother: Well thats nice...we are having Turkey neck for dinner so go wash up

by Nate S May 24, 2006

Carl-Time

A euphemism for masturbation; a reference to Carl Monday's 2006 report on pornography in libraries.

"Hey, Carl, wanna go hang out?"
"No, thanks. I'm just gonna go take some Carl-Time."

by SLUH December 3, 2009

Carl iii

Carl iii is the act of smearing human excrement onto your own face while masturbating until ejaculation. The technique originates from Nigeria as a form of endearment.

I just caught my friend Tom doing a "Carl iii" in his bedroom!

by Randy2902 October 19, 2021

prairie carl

prairie dogging over a glass table while somebody watches from underneath.

my girlfriend wanted a cold carl so bad but i just kept prairie carling her until she couldnt wait any long.. then i released.

i love watching it come out then go back in.. intriguing!

by consumes mass pile December 18, 2008

Dirty Carl

When a male inserts his penis into a girls ass, while massaging her breasts with his right hand,and fingering her with his left hand all at the same time.

"last night my boo and me did the dirty carl position and I can still feel all his body parts inside me!"

by Rande and Cynthia July 1, 2006

carl-connor

to prematurely pass-out or become incapicated before a night really begins. generally due to excess consumption of drugs and/or alcohol

'where's joe?'
'he's K.O'd on the couch.'
'christ, i knew he'd totally carl-connor out'

by daveogabe October 31, 2008

Carl's Funeral

A really lame nickname for the fastfood joint Carl's Jr, presumably stemming from the unhealthiness of the food.

"Man, let's go get some criscut fries."
"CARl'S JR? More like...Carl's Funeral!"
"Shut the fuck up dude."

by TFE February 20, 2007