Cactus Jack

Sticking two fingers up a ladys poop shoot and two fingers in her vaginal opening and a thumb on her clit. So that the hand resembles a cactus.

Come here beeeyootch for some Cactus Jack Loving!

by Brizza December 30, 2005

Cactus Jack

wise guy, ( smart ass ) everybody needs a little ass noon likes a smart ass...

Out of my face Cactus Jack!! You look like a donkey eating cactus!!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

cactus jack

n. a very mean, hideous individual who will cause you harm if you dont comply with their orders.

dont make me cactus jack your ass!!!

by super fagel August 7, 2009

Cactus Punt

Someone wearing an ice climber's boot (Spiked Tip) and kicks someone with the bottom of the boot in their testicles.

I told my friend if he didn't quit talking smack about my girlfriend I'd give him a jolly ol' Cactus Punt.

by Jack The Stalking Jew Ass Ripper November 23, 2006

Cactus Jack

A very bad masturbatory experience with a cactus & some form of drugs!

Who knew a Cactus Jack would be so painful????

by mo_dingo October 21, 2008

Cactus Balls

When a girl gives you a peter panjob so good that your chode hairs stand straight up.

Cactus Balls chode peter panjob

by Billy Handscrotch April 25, 2009

shake the cactus

An awesome way to describe urination or masturbation..

Or all the above at the same time

Student: Excuse me sir, but I gotta go shake the cactus
Teacher: OK, be back before the lesson starts

Friend 1: Man, she's so hot, I might just go shake the cactus
Friend 2: YES

by CactusShaker9000 January 12, 2012