A morbidly obese person who eats nothing but the most unhealthy food, watches TV all day, and has no idea what is really going on in the world around them.
My neighbor is such a cupcake eater, she can barely make it up the stairs to her third floor apartment.
by frosthazard's wife September 12, 2010
A CupCake Stan is someone who is so sweet and loving towards their bias, they often get offended at the littlest of things towards their bias but they show a lot of love and support.
by Misskawaiigirl August 23, 2017
this is what it is called when a man who has no pubic hair put his penis into a women who has a forest of hair growing in and around her vagina.
by Hopf December 22, 2004
by junior goddess November 22, 2008
Refers to the crappy team many Division FBS (I-A) colleges use as a warm-up for their football season and to sell tickets to alumni. Teams that fill up on cupcake teams often get fat and lazy, resulting in a thorough ass-whooping come time for conference games.
Every now and then the cupcake wins, prompting a torrent of lulz on every NCAA internet forum. See Appalachian State vs. Michigan.
Every now and then the cupcake wins, prompting a torrent of lulz on every NCAA internet forum. See Appalachian State vs. Michigan.
by AnonJudicator September 06, 2009
A Golden Cupcake is performed after you finish having anal sex with a girl, you then have her put her legs behind her head and you pee in her butt.
by ThreeG October 23, 2004
by ubershock June 24, 2008