The ability to give or receive sexual relief while traveling in a motor vehicle, be it on the interstate, city street, back alley, drive thru, or a toll booth.
Road head, hand/finger satisfaction, battery powered devices, internal combustion powered apparatus, road cunnilingus, relief, road comfort
by Ron Jonzin August 23, 2011
Get the Road Comfort mug.(n.)High in fat and carbohydrate, comfort foods are eaten by lazy glutons to help them forget thier woes.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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com·fort·a·bil·i·ty, noun
Definition: The level of comfort you have in the ability of another person to sexually please you.
Definition: The level of comfort you have in the ability of another person to sexually please you.
by AmbsRed April 17, 2014
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Hey Jill, guess what." "What?" "I comformed last night" "Way to go girl!" "Yeah, he was hung like a horse and that mask...
by xCrimson October 30, 2010
Get the comform mug.A girl who has let herself go. One who is either aging or has a boyfriend, who is starting to get fluffy around the waist.
Nico: Hey did you hear that Alicia got a boyfriend?
Mariann: Yeah, I can tell; she's getting comfortable.
Mariann: Yeah, I can tell; she's getting comfortable.
by Mariann January 19, 2008
Get the comfortable mug.A term coined by starving millennial vegans to describe any traditional dish that would not be found in, say, a rabbit's diet.
That chicken sandwich is so just comfort food--you're going to need to detox with an arugula salad with nutritional yeast.
by Tjanvier April 1, 2018
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1."Jesus Marco, why did you crack my pencil in half? Youre SUCH a comfort wipe"
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3."Jesus Christ Susanna why'd you key your own car?" "I thought someone stole my parking space!" " Susanna your such a fucking comfort wipe. "
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3."Jesus Christ Susanna why'd you key your own car?" "I thought someone stole my parking space!" " Susanna your such a fucking comfort wipe. "
by KaiLilly September 2, 2009
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