cougar eyed

When you get checked out by a MILF

Cam:Bro she just totally Cougared eyed you
Tom: Damn right she cougar eyed me I'm the man nigga.

by ifuckedyourgirlinyourbed April 3, 2016

faux cougar

A young woman who looks much older than her same-age boyfriend.

"Look at Bobby's new faux cougar girlfriend. That girl has spent way too much time in the sun!"

by Jackie Shelton July 20, 2008

bi-cougarous

Bi-curiousness as witnessed between consenting cougars. It is more likely to occur when substantial cougar prey cannot be found and the cougars must prey upon each other.

Dude 1: Hey, why's that cougar hooking up with that other cougar?
Dude 2: Not sure, must be bi-cougarous.

by RosieK January 7, 2010

Drunk Cougar Tipping

The act of hanging around beach tourist areas waiting for drunk cougars to emerge from bars. Once they emerge from thier drunken dens of cub hunting, you shove them to the ground, laugh and run away.

My lesbian friend and I witnessed a nasty Drunk Cougar Tipping in Ocean City.

by PMA205 December 7, 2011

freddy cougar

The old chick who totally rocks her slutty Halloween costume.

Did you see Freddy Cougar all over that poor kitten? He stood no chance.

by Halloween Princess November 19, 2007

mercury cougar

A top of the line car made by mercury. Sadly, the car was discontinued in 2002 for bad sales, but it's still considered a classic. The new cougars look far better than the ones in the 90s', and look better than most cars period. Definetly a head-turner. Also, this thing is FAST so be careful.

"Hey man you wanna race my honda civic?"
"Uhhh.... you mean against my mercury cougar?"
"yeah dude"
"Wait your serious right?"
"yeah"
"Pffffff dude you should be bowing down to me kissing me feet not asking me to race you punt lil' car"
"yes boss sorry"
"ah its great having a cougar"

by Andrew Mickey May 27, 2006

cougar

An older woman who is past her prime & who is attracted to younger men, often as an act of desperation or as a last resort.

That woman's a typical cougar, unable to score with men of her own age so she's out chasing younger men.

by Uncle Walter esquire... February 17, 2010