Woman : You've had a hand job or two, right?
Man : Yes I have.
Woman : Do you want another?
Man : No Thanks. But I'll take a Cork Lift.
Woman : Do they really feel good?
Man : YES! It makes me so horny.
Man : Yes I have.
Woman : Do you want another?
Man : No Thanks. But I'll take a Cork Lift.
Woman : Do they really feel good?
Man : YES! It makes me so horny.
by Tom-Tom Barkley June 21, 2009
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by blondie9867 July 2, 2016
Get the lady cork mug.A fake discriminatory word that is offensive to red heads with no reason to hate the,.
This saying is used to confuse people.
If someone says it, by accident, become offended or shush and tell them to never say it again out loud. (Kinda like the n word)
This saying is used to confuse people.
If someone says it, by accident, become offended or shush and tell them to never say it again out loud. (Kinda like the n word)
“Hey, would you help me remove this red cork for me??”
“You don’t know? Don’t say that.....”
“Say what?”
“Shhhh it’s a bad word just don’t say it”
“????”
“You don’t know? Don’t say that.....”
“Say what?”
“Shhhh it’s a bad word just don’t say it”
“????”
by Aliwerm November 21, 2020
Get the Red cork mug.Bro these mfs literally just started playing charades. It’s definitely time to cork the modelo and run
by sandyZ August 14, 2019
Get the Cork the Modelo and run mug.When during anal sex your partner begins to defecate and you plug or "cork" their anus with your penis to stop the flow of feces.
by Corkpro June 10, 2023
Get the Corking mug.To have a complete and utter meltdown in record time—especially after looking like you had it in the bag.
by ArcherKid14 July 20, 2025
Get the Corked mug.The Greatest place on Earth. Located in the South-West of Ireland, it’s also known as:
Heaven
Elysium
Paradise
Heaven
Elysium
Paradise
Jesus: God! There’s a pandemic going on! You should be helping them. Why the hell are you staying in Cork?
God: It’s because I’m working from home, son.
God: It’s because I’m working from home, son.
by GCC_Sham January 28, 2022
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