Corked It

the act of passing the fuck out due to exhaustion

Ryon: Where were you last night?
Dylan: I corked it

by 30YearOldSeaHorse January 26, 2020

Cunt cork

A tampon

Hey do you have a cunt cork, got my rag?

by Josey Mahoney May 9, 2020

Shart-corking

Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.

Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!

by Kiwikelpie June 5, 2020

Corking it

Where a man places his penis into his partner and ejaculates inside, not pulling out letting the semen ferment inside the to ensure that his partner will become pregnant.

Ie: Jacob was making love to Elizabeth and told her he was going to be corking it tonight, so they can have a child.

by Howdybro June 10, 2020

Skin Cork

The proper name for someones non-erect cock that has been placed in someones throat, making said cocks girth increase no larger than the size of a cork. Similar to skinflute. A common occurrence in Canada.

Canadians are always putting their skin corks down my throat and I find it rather bothersome. I don't want a cork of skin in my throat, it is gross.

by Canadians With Bobblyheads August 27, 2012

Corking

Smushing ones soft penis into the neck of a bottle, getting hard, masterbating, and then yanking the bottle off to make a cork sound and spraying ejaculate I’m a fast pressurized stream.

I was corking and when I yanked the empty champagne bottle off my dick, it sprayed like an elephant taking a bath in an oasis.

by anonymous December 31, 2023

Corking it

Corking it is a action that’s kinda like edging but for shit, to cork it you have to shove a butt plug into your asshole to hold in any shit that you may experience throughout the day

Stacy: man Jess you’ve been making you’ve been making weird faces and farting a whole lot what’s up with that?

Jess: sorry Stacy I’ve been corking it in so I don’t have to excuse myself to the bathroom

by Jeremy coomer January 22, 2024