Closet Boy

A boy who will not come out as LGBT+ but will abuse people who have.

"Don't listen to him, he's just a closet boy."

by Richab November 23, 2019

Closet Britneyfan

One who bashes Britney Spears in public, in front of friends, on the internet (like urbandictionary.com- seriously, is it necessary to throw around words like "slut" and type with horrible grammer about her? Just makin' yourselves look bad, that's all I'm saying...), etc. but secretly like her music and/or follow her every exploit like a Tigerbeat teen girl.

I'd wager about 80% of Britney bashers secretly like her, and I know MANY of them. For as many people claim to hate her, suddenly it's weird when you look in their room and they have a few of her CDs (who later SWEAR it's their little sister's...sure). Also funny how she keeps hitting #1 all over the world when people continually say she's a fad and hate her...obviously there's quite a few who don't!

Yeah, so get this, Marsha was talking the other day about how much Britney Spears is a slut and she hates her, blah blah blah, but then we went driving around and "Toxic" was on like 3 of her burned CDs we were listening to.

I know! She is such a Closet Britneyfan.

by Bri C August 25, 2005

Closet Asshole

when a person is nice to you to get what they want and then once they get it or find out they cant have it they are a closet asshole

man that guy was nice but since you didnt give it up to him and hes acting like a closet asshole.

by aricker June 11, 2008

closet faggot

an extremely manly guy, who denies that he's gay - even though everyone already believe that he is.

signs include:

penn state fan

1.Jerry Sandusky closet faggot- penn state scandal

by penn state hater December 3, 2011

closet fag

one who is a fag but does not let others know

andy cooley is a closet fag

by mr peepers August 29, 2006

Closet slut

you think shes a really good girl maybe even a virgin, she sometimes wears low cut tops but shes usually covered but once you get her into bed after a couple times, your fucked literally and figuratively

I happen to be a closet slut

by lifexnretrospect April 26, 2009

closet doper

a friend who is known to dip off and do shady drugs without ur knowledge.

Yaz is a big closet doper, he does perk 30's on the down low.

by TheWickedest September 30, 2008