Cleveland Car wash

When you take a laxative, and proceed to squat over someone face and spray them with liquid shit, and then lick their face off until it's clean.

I just took some Exlax earlier. I'm thinking about giving my girl a Cleveland Car Wash tonight when I get home.

by Bcash1985 September 13, 2019

Cleveland Conduit

Type MC or AC cable used instead of RMC EMT or Tray. Scabby installation.

Embarrassing quality work.

That entire job was done with Cleveland Conduit. Looks really shitty.

by CallbynameSlurp July 8, 2022

cleveland steamer

while the female is on all 4's the male stands over her faceing the opposite direction. Then the male spreads the females ass cheeks and squats. the male shits down the females ass crack and then turns around and rubs his cock down in the females ass crack
*only to be preformed on first date sistuations*

jonny gave ann a cleveland steamer on their first date.

by parnelli February 25, 2009

Cleveland Breadbowl

Considered a delicacy in most countries, this soup de jour known as the Cleveland Breadbowl is a regular breadbowl filled with 'straight from the source' diarrhea, served hot and fresh.

Female Restaurant Patron: "Wow this cleveland breadbowl is rich and hearty! Whats in it?"

Gourmet Chef: "CaCa and bread. Garnished with the worlds finest gooch pubes."

by Chef Boyardingleberry April 24, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

Having a woman give you a blow job, while you are taking a hugh shit

she lost a bet, so I gave her a cleveland steamer

by THE D.O.M. December 24, 2008

cleveland steamer

A cleveland steamer is where you hollow out a melon, fill it with cottage cheese, and then during sex, the man places his testicles in the cottage cheese, while his penis is inbetween the woman's big toe and second biggest toe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman's foot.

Well, we have a melon and some cottage cheese, let's do a cleveland steamer.

by DOUGxc May 18, 2006

Cleveland Brown

When a woman has a beautiful body and an ugly face. E.G. nice uniform, ugly helmet.

Sara Jessica Parker is such a Cleveland brown... she needs to do something about that mole.

by Erewan September 10, 2009