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Chris is a character. never knows what he wants till its to late. is not good with commitment. but is very good at sex. knows exactly what a girl wants physically but not emotionally. needs a push in the right direction most of the time. but has a good heart. tends to fall for the hard headed bitches.
Chris
Chris by littlemermaid13 September 8, 2011
Best guy ever :) So lovable and will always make you laugh and smile :) Sexy as H*LL and will kick some A$$ if he has to. My one and only :)
Me: Chris is DA BOMB
Friend: Yeah, I know right!
Chris by LOC0730 October 12, 2011
A stoner. Chris likes to laugh and joke a lot, but inside he is indeed a troubled soul. He has Mommy and Daddy issues. He loves his pot more than he loves girls. Also, a big dork, but very popular. His hair is usually like a very shaggy dog. Loves rap music and acts "gangsta", but is very much an upper-middle class blonde white boy.
Example 1:
"Oh you're a stoner?"

"Yeah"
"What a "Chris!""

Example 2:
"I used to date a Chris once, I'll never forget that skunk smell that always followed him around."
chris by marksailingyourvag June 10, 2013
V) The act of taking an uncontrollable ass-ripping shit in all of five seconds.

(N) A manipulative jerkoff of a douche who willingly steals money from the elderly.

(N) Fagasshitwad

(N) Slang for any expulsion of bodily waste.
"OMG dude what happened to your jeans?"

"I had a massive Chris on the bus, punched a hole in the seat!"
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"Dude, how's your grandmother doing?"

"She's destitute now thanks to that piece-of-shit-crackfuck-Chris I'm ashamed to call my uncle."
Chris by PECwich April 12, 2010
the biggest dick in the world. He often tries to blame others for his problems, and complain about his weight. A very emotional boy who tends to act like a chick, and has a tendency to cry during moving moments, or even unmoving moments. Sometimes opens his mouth to stick out his tounge in a very disturbing and unattractive fashion.
Oh my god becky he was on the phone with me crying for like eight hours when i broke up with him, he was acting like such a chris.
chris by saramarshell August 16, 2010
Chris:Hey im chris
Boy:no won care ugly gay fag
Chris by Dillan forchanes March 1, 2017