sperm cannon

a synonym for penis; a term describing the male member at the point of sexual climax...ohhhhh yea

Whoa! Did you see all of that jizz that shot out of his sperm cannon? That was INTENSE!

by captain shickadance May 22, 2011

Seal Cannon

You take your balls and lay them gently in her mouth. You then lay your penis up her face towards her forehead. She then makes noises such as a seal would make, which causes you to ejaculate.

Robert: Hey Adam I heard you had a great experience with that seal cannon yesterday. How did that go?

Adam: Oh Robert, it was amazing! I came like a cannon shooting off.

by Doc Starr June 8, 2016

Kevin Durant Triple Cannon

Fucking A girl analy in a kevin durant jersey while watching higlights of kevin durant plays and nutting during the top 3

I was watching sportscenter last night with my girlfriend one thing led to another and i ended up givin her the best Kevin Durant Triple Cannon Ever

by L-O October 23, 2008

log cannon

a log cannon is my ass. It is a cannon for logs.

person 1: how did you fire that poop 20 feet!
person 2: my ass is a log cannon

by ftblplya1 December 21, 2005

Balls Cannon

A balls cannon is delivered by dropping one's trousers to moon someone, bending over far enough that the testicles become visible, waving the testicles at the recipient(s) with the hand, and shouting 'Baaalllllssss!'

The balls cannon can necessarily only be performed by a man.

I had no idea Andrew had such saggy balls until he gave me the balls cannon for the first time.

by M. C. Nasty February 17, 2008

blaze cannon

The Art of blazing someone until they cry.

do man you just got blaze cannoned.

by Mike Spahr May 28, 2006

Bologna Cannon

synonym for the male genitalia. Used especially when referring to his unbridled penetration ability, meatiness, ejaculatory marksmanship, overall heat-seeking prowess, cervix bruising capabilities, and undeniable penchant for twistjobs, blow-jacksons, slobbery spit shines, one-eyed stroke salads, the ol' gine grind, cooter filling, weener wax wednesdays, the horizontal hopscotch, poop chute parades, nipple spearing, and a good ol' fashioned dip in Genital Juice Lake.

I heard Billy is packing heat. Did you notice his meaty Bologna Cannon making a rain-tarp out of his warm-up pants in gym, today? I'm going to ask him to give me the ol' Bajingo Be-Bop after class.

by MJCam March 22, 2009