by Manning December 28, 2005
Get the F.U.C.K. mug.Stands for Forum United Census Keepers, a group dedicated to finding every piece of important information in the world.
Person 1: Are you a member of F.U.C.K?
Person 2: No, but it sounds cool!
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Person 2: No, but it sounds cool!
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by elitekillur117 February 20, 2004
Get the F.U.C.K mug.by Scottmo April 30, 2007
Get the f.u.c.b.u.c. mug.The words, Lick My Fucking Man Cunt, abbreviated to there first initials. Often used by gay men in reference to the sexual act of rimming. Can also be adapted for the use of females, Lick My Fucking Minge Crack. Also used as an insult due to the explicit nature of the phrase and foul language.
I told him to L.M.F.M.C before putting his willy up there!
If you don't like it then you can L.M.F.M.C!
If you don't like it then you can L.M.F.M.C!
by perkilicious April 13, 2009
Get the L.M.F.M.C mug.A rival extremist opponent of the ultimately superior I.F.H.C. Formed in 2007, this cantankerous, crotchety and often ornery group rarely play by any rules. The I.F.L.C members odd-ball antics and borderline psychotic rants have drawn the disdain and skepticism of many.
As just a small example of the atrocities committed by the I.F.L.C - In 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by W.H.O for horrible and indecent crimes against Guacamole.
Through the struggles of the I.F.H.C - the fight for the freedom of Guacamole rages to this day.
This group has also been known to turn Pesto into Pestilence.
As just a small example of the atrocities committed by the I.F.L.C - In 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by W.H.O for horrible and indecent crimes against Guacamole.
Through the struggles of the I.F.H.C - the fight for the freedom of Guacamole rages to this day.
This group has also been known to turn Pesto into Pestilence.
"The I.F.L.C are sheer lunatics. If Guantanamo wasn't so damn full already, we'd be locking these people up and throwing away the key." ~George W. Bush to C.N.N News~
by Korey Andersshitty May 31, 2007
Get the I.F.L.C mug.The I.F.H.C (I F*^kin' Hate Cilantro) is a group dedicated to the enrichment of mankind through a united fortified effort to educate and warn the masses about a parasitic scourge that goes by many aliases. It is known as Cilantro to the FBI, Coriander to the KGB and Chinese Parsley to the CIA.
Members of the rival faction I.F.L.C have been prone to irrational, nonsensical and increasingly volatile behaviour and outbursts - often making public spectacles of themselves - resulting in members of I.F.H.C frequently being left feeling quite unsettled. The unsettled feeling I.F.H.C members often endure during these I.F.L.C outburts has been described as such:
"Like that feeling that you get when you're watching a show on T.V, and someone is really embarrassing themselves badly, and it's really tough to watch them do it to themselves, and you want them to stop - for their own sake - but they keep embarrassing themselves, and so then you want to change the channel because you can't bare to watch them embarrass themselves like that."
The battle rages on as I.F.H.C is still trying to change the channel to this day.
Members of the rival faction I.F.L.C have been prone to irrational, nonsensical and increasingly volatile behaviour and outbursts - often making public spectacles of themselves - resulting in members of I.F.H.C frequently being left feeling quite unsettled. The unsettled feeling I.F.H.C members often endure during these I.F.L.C outburts has been described as such:
"Like that feeling that you get when you're watching a show on T.V, and someone is really embarrassing themselves badly, and it's really tough to watch them do it to themselves, and you want them to stop - for their own sake - but they keep embarrassing themselves, and so then you want to change the channel because you can't bare to watch them embarrass themselves like that."
The battle rages on as I.F.H.C is still trying to change the channel to this day.
by Sal Antrosux May 31, 2007
Get the I.F.H.C mug."For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" was the official charge brought against prostitutes - of course, lazy law clerks would abbreviate the charge to f.u.c.k. - ing was later added to change the charge into a verb.
by Nimué LaMer October 14, 2003
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