batesy

1. Someone who is simular to a "Bates".
2. A Projector.
3. A person commonly mistaken for a female.

1. "Hey do you know old man Batsey the roofer?"
2. "Bates your such a projector"
2. "Are you a woman Batesy?"

by Duran Duran April 25, 2006

Byesage

The rapid rubbing of ones back and shoulders whilst hugging another person
goodbye.

I said good-bye to her, and gave her a firm Byesage.

by Dr. Worm September 15, 2003

Byte Bitch

Someone only with the courage to say something over the internet, but doesnt say anything when they see you in person.

"Did Jeffery Kick your ass like he said he was on twitter?"
"No he's a byte bitch"
"I knew he wasn't going to do anything in real life"

by Lord Gaga 95 December 15, 2011

Byesexual

Someone's who's been single for long that they don't even remember what it's like to have romantic/sexual feelings.

Person 1: Are you straight, gay, bi?
Person 2: I'm actually byesexual

by Desbambito October 1, 2020

The Bates

having a girl sit on your lap shitting between your legs while having sex with you while you are shitting as well.

"dude, the bates i had last night was the worse of my life. long story short, big mess."

by swervin November 2, 2009

David Bates

A wacky conductor with epic facial expressions. Has an amazing girl range, can go higher then sopranos and lower than the base. He makes everyone lol and is so embarrassing. He has worse floppy hair than Hugh Gant.

Person A: 'OMG!!!! He has a very high voice'
Person L: 'Does he have floppy hair?'
Person A: 'Yhh he makes everyone lol so bad'
Person L: 'Hes a David Bates'

by John Smith233 October 9, 2011

Pizza Bites

Pizza Bites, also know as Pizza Rolls or Pizza Pockets, are a miniature, bite sized version of pizza. They are for people who are unwilling to risk the involvement with a real pizza and/or pizza slices. Pizza Bites are made of oddly chewy plastic-like bread rolls, filled with synthetic tomato sauce, what you wish was cheese, and some kind of mystery meat.

As Mrs. Smith's teenage kids and their friends got home, she had a plate of Pizza Bites ready, because she's she that cool of a mom. Her children and friends burst through the door, and see the plate of offending Pizza Bites. "Oh well I just thought I'd whip you kids up a nice snack," says Mrs. Smith. "Mom," says her son, "What the crap. Pizza Bits are for noobs! (see noob) We need some real pizza!"

by IHeartPizzaBites June 1, 2009