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We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
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Burglar’s Entrance

When you are sucking dick and another man sneaks his dick into your asshole.
I was sucking John’s dick and then Jason surprised me by coming in the burglar’s entrance.
by Hagrid’s Bitch September 19, 2020
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brown burglar

Brown burglar is the act in which anal sex is taken without consent.
Brown Burglar- I'm not comfortable talking about homosexual acts ever since I got Brown Burgled
by BoringFisherman May 21, 2015
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Turd Burglar

Male homosexual who engages in anal sex.
Kevin Spacey, recently arrested for sexual harrassment of young men is a notorious Turd Burglar, as is former House Speaker and wrestling coach Dennis Hastert.
by Mike From Akron January 25, 2018
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tard burglar

One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use
Damn it the tard burglar struck again.
by BurglarMan February 8, 2023
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A windy burglar

A windy burglar is a person who goes out in the rain and windy weather looking for some where to break in the to and is obviously A windy burglar
Look at her out in this wind he’s A windy burglar
by Stayout March 12, 2019
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spackle burglar

To lick your half dried cum from your girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep
Hey dude, my girlfriend fell asleep after she blew me and I couldn’t stop myself from tasting the little bit of cum she left in the corner of her mouth. Am I a spackle burglar?
by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018
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