bullshit friend

Someone that you have conversations or joke around with on a semi-regular basis with and are friendly with, but aren't close to.

I said hi to my bullshit friend at the mall yesterday.

by Lucky Charmz February 15, 2006

Stupid Bullshit

Anything completely lacking in value, purpose, and lacking a positive contribution to the matter at hand. As 'bullshit' or 'b.s.' is usually used to denote something as meaningless or without practical value, stupid adds more derision. Can also be used in the sense of 'drama'

At work they set up this new way to handle orders, and Johan and me both think it's nothing but stupid bullshit, man.

Also;

Jerry's ex-old lady came over and started a bunch of stupid bullshit, man.

by RevDrDark May 14, 2006

Bullshit Boomerang

When you say one little thing to someone and it gets twisted so much that by the time it comes back around it is a load of bullshit.

Me: That girl needs to learn some manners.
gossip: I hear that.

1 Week later

Derp: Why have you been calling me a slut, bitch bitch bitch bitch.

Me: woah That was a real Bullshit boomerang.

by Fairydurt October 24, 2011

Bullshit Concert

( noun ) Display of foolishness and fuckery.

I can't believe anyone is buying into this. It is a total bullshit concert.

by HuggyHand January 1, 2012

Bullshit Transfer

The name given to a natural phenomena characterized by person seeming to experience an unending string of bad luck within a relative short period of time.

In layman's term, when a person just can't get a break.

Ex. 1: A person gets fired from their job, and upon arriving at their house they realized they locked themselves out. In an attempt to call a locksmith, said person realizes their phone isn't charged.

Ex.2: An ambitious single man has his date with a hottie postponed due to inclement weather; said bachelor decides to watch a DVD to pass time only to discover the disk is scratched. Single guy proceeds to pwn noobs in an online FPS then finds out internet service is down to the aforementioned inclement weather.

2 of many examples of Bullshit Transfer

by Smarter Child's Child December 19, 2009

bullshit threshold

The amount of bullshit someone will put up with or tolerate before saying fuck it and walking away.

This guy Marc was whiney and kept losing his temper, so I said fuck it I'm out.

That's because you have a low bullshit threshold.

by JFeezy403 June 24, 2016

beltline bullshiter

All the lying Congresspersons and a lobbying lycanthrope or 2 (two) feeding at the hog trough of hard earned taxcow blood sweat and tears.

beltline bullshiters are 'bout to learn the true golden rule: do unto others as you would have then do unto you

by @thedocwho2 February 18, 2019