nugget burgler

Homosexual, poofter, raving mincer, arse bandit et al....

Elton John? Good singer, but total nugget burgler.

by Richnirvana March 28, 2008

nose buggery

the most popular form of foreplay in Bromley.

Carly: 'Kelly satisfies me in a way no man can'.
Sarah: 'Oh yeah? You fuckin tart.'
Carly: 'Why yes, she nose buggers me'.

by John May 3, 2004

ferris bueler

Verb. To drive a valeted/parked car around the city at breakneck speed in a reckless fashion only to return the abused vehicle to it's unaware and hapless owner.

Him: That parking lot guy is totally our bitch, he has to bring us back our keys.
Me: Hell no! You better be nice or he'll Ferris Bueler your car all over the city.

by Winfield Peterson February 13, 2008

bangalore monkey butler

an ancient sexual jigsaw, originating in Bangalore, India. Features 27 varieties of penetration by and into 7 body parts. Tradional accessories include a passion fruit filled with petroleum jelly, lime skin finger puppets and one tiny fez hat.

A: That girl the other night was crazy, pulled a bangalore monkey butler on me!

B: Whoah!

A: Bad times tho, got the kashmir rasmir.

B: These things happen.

by rardcore April 30, 2010

Buggeration

Buggeration: A term used to describe a feeling of absolute crap but with a hint of light-hearted optimism.

"Darling I just lost my job".
"Buggeration".

by Chel Dorado October 20, 2008

butlered

To be completely fucked over and betrayed by someone you thought was a close and trusted friend.

Courtier: Ma'am, today's tabloids contain fresh allegations about the royal family. It appears we've been butlered once more.
Queen: Shit

by Martin C. November 10, 2003

Rusty Butler

The act of one sticking their thumb in another's buthole, and then "serving" them their own feces by placing the dirty thumb directly into their mouth. In order to make this "rusty", one may not use lube to help the process.

for added excitement try the "reverse rusty butler": have the person do a headstand so that the thumb is inserted as a "thumbs down".

"After all-you-can-eat tacos, things got hot and heavy off the tequila and I gave her a mad Rusty Butler."

"After yoga class Erin was showing off her new headstand pose when Chris decided to surprise her and slip her the reverse Rusty Butler."

by Frito10 May 10, 2010