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The Buffet Lean 

A position one assumes whilst eating at a buffet in order to store more food. The buffet lean is accomplished by placing the non-utensil using arm on the table, and leaning forward to vertically increase the size of the abdominal cavity, thus allowing for more food to be packed in.
"Damn man, i'm full. i spent 11 dollars on that buffet and i only had two plates!"
- "So get the buffet lean goin! pussy!"
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Slut buffet 

a house/place of convenience where an unlimited number slutty girls seek full employment. Men and others seeking adventurous moments, typically 15 to 30 minutes come and go constantly.
There is a slut buffet around the corner.

Ey dude, you hungry? Yeah, lets hit the slut buffet.
Slut buffet by La Gordita June 16, 2011

hooker buffet 

The room service tables with leftover food that are put out in the hotel hallway after a guest finishes his/her breakfast.
It was a real hooker buffet on the 10th floor this morning. The choices were endless!
hooker buffet by Samir the 54 March 17, 2014

cunt buffet 

Holy shit! There's so many damn bitches at this club it's a fucking cunt buffet.
cunt buffet by papa cherry April 30, 2014

Dutch Buffet 

Paying separately for prostitutes at an orgy.
Kristie and her friends came overlast night so Julian and I decided to go dutch buffet and split the cost.
Dutch Buffet by RodJustice September 30, 2014

napoleon buffet 

During the time of the month, you fuck your girl and creampie her ass. And enjoy all 3 flavors
My man was very hungry last night, he had the Napoleon buffet all night.
napoleon buffet by chef P.B.M. March 3, 2015

Mongolian Buffet 

Screaming loudly into a partner's anus while shaking your head vigorously. Similar to a "motor boat", but to the anus.
I knew it was love when we met at the Mongolian Buffet.