Brochis

When a cricket ball hits you in the balls/but if your a girl it’s when a cricket ball hits you right in the nipple of your boobies

Boy version:doctor what happend

Doctor:you just got a Brochis
Boy:aw man why me!

Girl version:Mum my boobies hurt
Mother:you just got girlchis

by Schubby monster December 27, 2019

Brocrastinating

When you procrastinate with the rest of your bros in choosing the right gift for one of them.

Dudes were brocrastinating, so they gave him an e-gift card instead.

by Pratik swycher February 9, 2020

brocrastinate

(v) To put off doing something, and hanging out with your bros instead.

"Are you gonna do your math assignment? It's due tomorrow."
"Nah, imma go brocrastinate with Chad and Ryan instead."

by DelTa Mar February 20, 2020

brocial distancing

Because of concern for the coronavirus disease, only two bros instead of four or five bros share a couch while watching sports on TV.

Yo, bros! Y'all know we gotta do the brocial distancing thing, so y''ll get yo asses up and off this couch 'cept for me and Holmes.

by Peter Bear J March 22, 2020

Brocaine

The of doing cocaine with your bro!

As day 3 with no sleep approaches, the 2 addicts purchase another bag of cocaine to keep the brocaine moment going.

by DayWeek July 4, 2020

brocapo

a pogchamp editing oyutuber

big man: have you watched the new brocapo video?
loser: no i havent who even is he
big man: youre a loser

by kinectic October 14, 2020

broghammer

The act of throwing your nuts kn a toaster and steaming “Mom get out I’m hammering”

Freind 1:Bro you wanna broghammer later?

Freind 2:Nah me and my girl had to broghammer last night

by Hostile munky April 21, 2021