I girl who likes to drop bins of Tomatoes. They are her favorite fruit. Nobody likes Tomatoes quite like Brittany! But only after they have been dropped on the floor. Preferably in Subway restaurants. ;)
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person 1) Brittany is so smart and gorgeous I'm so lucky to be her friend.
Person 2) yea I know i wish i was friends with her.
Person 2) yea I know i wish i was friends with her.
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Person: Why always people like Brittany? Ugh
Brittany's Friend: Um, maybe because you're not her? Damn it just look at her. She's perfect
Brittany's Friend: Um, maybe because you're not her? Damn it just look at her. She's perfect
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