brian

a stupid canadian who drinks maple syrup and has a goofy haircut that makes him look like sid from toy story

brian is a stupid canadian

by asdjf asdf March 24, 2023

brian

A all time cool kid that will invite you to his discord server

Jamyan: can I discord

Brian: IDK

by Larriesa June 17, 2018

brian

a total jackass that does stupid shit for little reason; sometimes jacks off on others; calls self turkey; maybe suffering from mental problems/ skitzofrenia; has a ghala

fuck its brian, that niggas a duck

by I am da BEAST July 10, 2019

brian

Is a short kid who likes the fat chicks. Also has a small cock. Is not very intelligent.

Girl: who's that ugly fuck?

Guy: oh thats just a total Brian

by B. whyte October 17, 2010

brian

brian iz a meanie boo boo who make me wee wee, i cri becuz he hit me n frens; a despicable act, one which inexorably warrants him harsh penalties

Person 1: Man, that guy is a huge bully

Person 2: IKR !! He is such a Brian!

Person 1: #OMG !! He really is a Brian!!!!1!1!!1

by brianhater69 July 27, 2020

brian

fat bitch that at lunch in school had there pants practically off and didn't feel a thing their for no ass nerves

brian fat bitch

by Coollinks November 2, 2020

BRIAN

1.An Asshole who screws you and then leaves you then comes back with bullshit excuses just to screw you all over again. does this as many times he can.
2. too small to feel.
3. A guy incapable of making his own decisions.

4. Has his mommy wasn't there for him until he graduated, most likely a hoe too.

5. Amazing liar, Narcissist
6. Also attends school in many places probably

7. Will use girls for sex especially since he got played for it
8. NEVER HIS FAULT
9. Blames everyone himself
10. Always high on weed, or feeling sorry for himself because his life sucks

that guy who used me must be a Brian.
look at that guy, he's totally a brain because he's always getting high

by lostgirl who loves kittens April 13, 2017