by Thadius thunder thighs August 16, 2016
Get the Boyfriend Pointsmug. Boyfriend territoy is the places on a girlfriends body that only the boyfriend gets to touch. Obvious ones are boob/vagina, but there is also the small of the back and waist/hip area.
Person 1: Oh my gosh! He just lead her to that room while touching the small of her back!
Person 2: Are they dating?
Person 1: They must be! He went into boyfriend territory!
Person 2: Are they dating?
Person 1: They must be! He went into boyfriend territory!
by Slangwriter4eva August 21, 2012
Get the Boyfriend territorymug. by hypermonkeychik June 25, 2010
Get the diet boyfriendmug. Also commonly abbreviated as BF Roulette, this is the culmination of a girl's desperation. She proceeds to advertise to people, often on live social media, that she will host a game of BF Roulette. After doing so, she posts her phone number and sticks her phone into her vagina. Calls will tend to come in from a wide variety of people, depending on the nature of the initial advertisement. The vibrations caused by the call that causes her to orgasm is the person who becomes her boyfriend. Depending on the phone and call density, the drawing process takes anywhere from a few minutes to an hour.
Alyssa was tired of trying to work for a man that suited her. At this point, all she wanted was a good, hard fuck. As her horniness got the best of her, she tweets her number as throes of willing men, close and far, young and old, black and white, begin to send vibrations into her vagina with the touch of a button. As she reached climax, she takes note of the number, sits at her computer, and posts again:
" Boyfriend Roulette: 107th caller!!! Lucky man ;) "
...and proceeds to call the number that made her cum.
Meanwhile...
Mike: *Phone rings* awwwwwww yeah
" Boyfriend Roulette: 107th caller!!! Lucky man ;) "
...and proceeds to call the number that made her cum.
Meanwhile...
Mike: *Phone rings* awwwwwww yeah
by RoightStoight October 27, 2014
Get the Boyfriend Roulettemug. A character in Omori. Captain of the Space Pirates and ruler of the universe, he finds himself victim to an abusive relationship with Sweetheart, who dumps and later divorces him. He also has banger mixtape which samples Earthbound and Chrono Trigger.
However, that is all in the imagination of Omori character Sunny. In Sunny’s real world, Space Boyfriend is a comic series detailing his many adventures.
Most important of all, Space Boyfriend’s creator, Clover & Sealife, intended him to be a trans man. Meaning Space Boyfriend is a trans icon as a result which is awesome. He also has the coolest boss themes in the game - You were wrong, go back and You cannot go back.
However, that is all in the imagination of Omori character Sunny. In Sunny’s real world, Space Boyfriend is a comic series detailing his many adventures.
Most important of all, Space Boyfriend’s creator, Clover & Sealife, intended him to be a trans man. Meaning Space Boyfriend is a trans icon as a result which is awesome. He also has the coolest boss themes in the game - You were wrong, go back and You cannot go back.
Omori Player: Space Boyfriend is so cool.
Other Omori Player: Space Boyfriend has so much banger music - what’s not to love?
Space Boyfriend: I’m very glad you all appreciate me, but if you excuse me, I must go grab some SNO-CONES with my crew.
Other Omori Player: Space Boyfriend has so much banger music - what’s not to love?
Space Boyfriend: I’m very glad you all appreciate me, but if you excuse me, I must go grab some SNO-CONES with my crew.
by EnbyIcon October 29, 2021
Get the Space Boyfriendmug. Piecing together a boyfriend by means of multiple partners. One gives it up on the reg, one actually spends money on you by taking you on dates, and one fills the everyday needs of hanging out or companionship. When combined, you have the perfect man. (In the ideal situation, the individual components don't know about the others). **This term can also be flipped and used to reference a piecemeal girlfriend.
Hey Mary, what did you get into last night? I tried calling you.
John and I just chilled at the house for a while, then Kevin took me on a really nice lunch date. Oh, and I met up with Ben late night for a drink..we totally got it on again!
Well, sounds to me like you hooked yourself up with one hell of a patchwork boyfriend!
John and I just chilled at the house for a while, then Kevin took me on a really nice lunch date. Oh, and I met up with Ben late night for a drink..we totally got it on again!
Well, sounds to me like you hooked yourself up with one hell of a patchwork boyfriend!
by RaggedyA December 15, 2010
Get the Patchwork Boyfriendmug. Much like a friend with benefits except the benefits go beyond the sexual sphere. The boy becomes attached and wants both emotional and sexual support from you without any committment. If someone asks, much like friends with benefits, you are not together, just friends. You know, friends who call each other just to say good night, friends who invite each other for holidays, friends who sleepover once a week, friends who have sex and do all other things sexual yet listen to sappy songs in the dark, etc. etc. Really for all intents and purposes you are a couple, but refuse to admit it and pretend everyone else doesn't know it.
Pseudo-boyfriend, "So you wanna hang out tonight." girl, "Yeah sure." P.B, "Well I am hungry so how about we get dinner, maybe go see a movie later." girl, "is it ok if my roommate comes?" p.b, "I just wanted it to be us tonight, I really need to talk to you about some things that have been bothering me and maybe you could stay over tonight" girl,"ok see ya in a bit." Roommate, "so what you up to tonight?" girl, "Just hanging out with __________." Roommate, " right...."
by c and b August 11, 2005
Get the pseudo-boyfriendmug.