bodily functions

any sounds, smells or gasses released from the body

please keep your bodily functions to your self

by Lizz August 27, 2003

Boneless

a type of pizza

i would like uhh.... boneless pizza.

by ooferpooperscooper May 27, 2018

banildo

instead of using a dildo a woman uses a frozen banana

the woman on the porn film is using a banildo!

by Smit May 12, 2004

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 12, 2008

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 13, 2008

boil foiled

when a lady's or gentleman's underpant region become increasingly bothered, horny, moist, or brought to the boil a situation comes up which negates or foils the sensation.

A hard on boil that becomes foiled.

1: Watching late night TV for a bit of self loving when a picture of Karen Matthews, Cilla Black or Jade Goody comes on and your 'rock' becomes a 'flop'

2: When a lady is watching late night TV in the hopes that a bit of twisted gaymensex comes on and instead find nothing but Karen Matthews, Cilla Black and Jade Goody lezzing out.

3: Wanking over Britney when you realise you're her Dad.Boil Foiled.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 11, 2008

boiled the bunny

the act of a girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, someone you had a one-night stand with, etc. going off the deep end and becomes obsessive and/or delusional

guy 1: I told my girlfriend I had basketball practice and she still called me 10 times in 2 hours

guy 2: You need to dump her man, she's officially boiled the bunny on you

by drunkirishmick March 17, 2011