Where it boils, it's steams

A nice way to tell a person it's all your fault; to look inward, to fix your problems

Her: "Baby daddies ain't shitt; mine told me: 'if you didn't have sex with bums, you wouldn't have the problem of a baby daddy; do you think this is true.

My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.

by EmJayee January 6, 2021

Boiling Hole

When a woman has a really hot and wet vagina.

Man #1: dude that girl is totally tryna get some tonight. She wants the D

Dude #2: seriously Bro I bet she has a major boiling hole down there.

Guy #3: Well I'm on it. That little lady is getting stuck hard tonight.

by Sexydelicous69 August 26, 2013

Seafood Boil

Originated by someone who can’t decide which man she wants to lie down with. A Seafood boil is someone who has so many diseases from the man humans she has slept with. pH high, BD count high, radioactive and stinky on high too, makes lovely peaches look like child’s play.

Osh: “Man my girl left me for my best friend bro…
Baniel and Aniya : “She’s a seafood boil bro!”
Haiden: “And she ugly!!”

by Aaa0024 April 30, 2024

Soft-boiled lesbian

A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.

Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_

"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"

by whispy82 October 9, 2023

boiled hot dog

when you get a prince albert and it splits the rest of the way

Joe got a PA and his cock turned into a boiled hot dog.

by dangggg May 17, 2005

Boil Maker

When you break a special boil to use of lube.

Even though Dee should be moist, Kyle had to be a boil maker

by KelticKharisma June 23, 2021

Boiled

Someone who just recently comed

You were in the bath for a long time are you BOILED??

by notnick66 January 1, 2020