Hairy blizzard

When your jacking off and you cum all over your pubes

"Late last night I had a hairy blizzard."

by Kizra the mad God September 10, 2016

Blizzard Hearts

The idea of cold heartedness from an outside perspective

Person1: That dude had a total Blizzard Hearts when he met that girl.
Person2: Yeah, that dude is a total scamp.

by BeatCat February 20, 2025

texas blizzard

a texas bizzard is where you do a line of coke off a hookers ass crack and shave the butt hairs prior to doing the line then she farts the coke and ass hairs and you cum at the same time

steven: yo dude i got a wicked texas blizzard last night from a hooker

by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025

Oreo Blizzard

A massive sex orgy of blacks and whites taken place in the cold Canadian North-West

Man, that Oreo Blizzard last night was fucking cold. But so hot at the same time.

by GasTheFuckingJews May 3, 2018

felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.

After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard

by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021

Back Blizzard

Nut on a individual's back in a freezing room and let it freeze

"Dude I just gave Gavin a HUGEE Back Blizzard!"

by pissandfart August 5, 2025

Michigan Blizzard

(n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.

"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."

by G_freezy September 8, 2018