A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
Get the blind man's blizzardmug. a texas bizzard is where you do a line of coke off a hookers ass crack and shave the butt hairs prior to doing the line then she farts the coke and ass hairs and you cum at the same time
by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025
Get the texas blizzardmug. by GasTheFuckingJews May 3, 2018
Get the Oreo Blizzardmug. (n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.
"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."
by G_freezy September 8, 2018
Get the Michigan Blizzardmug. The sexual act is performed while shotgunning an ice cold Milwaukees Best Beer while one sexual partner provides oral sex after stuffing the shotgunners anus with Frozen Custard. This gives the shotgunner a lakeside effect (blizzard) on entry and exit.
I miss my days in Milwaukee, the rich brewing history, the frozen custard capital of the world. The access to such goods were integral in obtaining euphoria while performing a Milwaukee Blizzard
by rv.recreational April 10, 2025
Get the Milwaukee Blizzardmug. by Kizra the mad God September 10, 2016
Get the Hairy blizzardmug. Person1: That dude had a total Blizzard Hearts when he met that girl.
Person2: Yeah, that dude is a total scamp.
Person2: Yeah, that dude is a total scamp.
by BeatCat February 20, 2025
Get the Blizzard Heartsmug.