Dang.... i was as blind as a bat today
Devin, why are you as blind as a bat and cant see that no one likes you
Babyface is as blind as a bat
Devin, why are you as blind as a bat and cant see that no one likes you
Babyface is as blind as a bat
by Mr. Cluckerz November 17, 2016
Get the Blind as a batmug. A person who does not understand anything about technology. These people ask questions about everything tech related. Most question start with; "What is this?", "How does this work?", "How does it turn on?" etc. Tech Blind people usually go to someone they know (even if they have little knowledge of tech) to get things fixed.
by Bman111 April 17, 2017
Get the Tech Blindmug. Another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Once mistakenly used instead of Beef Curtains.
by Mooo January 12, 2005
Get the cow blindsmug. when your fucking a girl from behind, spit on her back and when she turns around nut in her eyes making her wave her arms like a zombie trying to find you to kick your ass.
by pope hentai November 30, 2003
Get the blind zombiemug. When Champion, a small child desperately seeking attention and validation from older, respected people is brushed aside. They seek to curry favour but most often fail miserably. Usually through the making up of outlandish lies. Also known as a chronic bedwetter.
Chedburn: I think I have banner blindness to you Champion
Champion: wtf does that even mean
Chedburn: My brain skips past everything you say heh
Champion: wtf does that even mean
Chedburn: My brain skips past everything you say heh
by Ali [torn] April 2, 2017
Get the banner blindnessmug. Blind melon- a person that lives life oblivious to social norms. A non-conformist. A free spirit. A blind mind.
by Less Moreland August 5, 2017
Get the Blind melonmug. the act of fucking a girl in the ass, spitting on her back to make her think you came, and then turning her around and spooging right in her eye.
by Dale the Whale December 16, 2007
Get the blind houdinimug.