Basic Bitch

A girl (usually) who does things that she thinks makes her so unique or edgy but in all honesty are what all other basic bitches do, as well. Basic bitches often enjoy Gucci, Louis Vutton, scented candles (usually from Bath & Body Works), if still in school basic bitches might also have a large collection of Bath & Body Works hand sanitizers that they attach to all the bags that they own. They often order Caramel Frappucinos with extra caramel and whipped cream at Starbucks, the only 'coffee shop' that they even know exists.

Basic Bitch talking on a white iPhone with an obnoxious case: Hi girl! Did you see the latest episode of PLL (Pretty Little Liars) OMG it was, like, SOOOO juicy! I just got ALL of the new Bath & Body Works candles! I think my fav is the 'Summer Peachy Fun-Time Beach' one, I posted a pic of it on instagram? Wait... did you like it yet? I really want to get, like, thirty likes on it, at least. I just want people to know how cool an edgy I am! I mean, I have a tumblr! How edgier can I get, right?

by Chicken McNigga September 1, 2014

bitch-horn

Clitoris. Female fun part.

Lady Skanksalot said to her enemy, "You can just lick my bitch-horn!"

by happybachi April 23, 2006

bitch drama

bitch drama is high maintenance feminine drama that is catastrophic for the person who has it and hilarious to that persons friends/ co-workers/acquaintances/bystanders.

Mike: Scott forgot it was his three month anniversary, so his gf threw his 50 inch plasma off the third floor balcony and told everyone he has a little dick.

Dave: (laughing,)Scott has major bitch drama.

by DElias January 12, 2009

bitch lane

The merge lane to a highway or limited access road where bitches chicken out and stop completely instead of hitting the gas and merging properly.

He almost caused a 4 car pileup by stopping in the bitch lane.

by kherald May 16, 2021

droopy bitch

A girl who has exceptionally saggy skin, usually boobs

man that is one droopy bitch

by L.P December 1, 2007

Psycho bitch mommy

Something someone calls you when they have no better comeback to come up with.

"You're a tubby-time-bomb!"
"Well...You're a Psycho bitch mommy!"

by The mommy January 26, 2010

Microwave Bitch

A person so lazy and impatient they only take things that come quick fast and in a hurry like food from the microwave as opposed to cooking an actual meal from scratch.

Daughter- omg! My phone is so friggin slow!
Mother- in my day we had to have 35 cents to use a pay phone and the Internet wasn't even an idea! Children today are such microwave bitches!

by Holl33 January 19, 2015