The sacred writings of the Christian religions; "he went to carry the Word to the heathen". God's book.
Andy: Dude I'm so depressed. I've lost everything I ever loved
Friend: You didn't loose God or the book he wrote. The Holy Bible
Andy: ya man. its true
Friend: You didn't loose God or the book he wrote. The Holy Bible
Andy: ya man. its true
by Asweetin' March 30, 2009
Get the Holy Biblemug. Someone who is religious to a bizzare extent. When angry, they will quote scripture at you. Often enforce their morals, values, or ideas on others. Travel in packs.
by ihatethemboth November 24, 2006
Get the Bible Nerdmug. The act of quotes or words from the bible spilling out of a religious fat head that listens to child molesting priests every Sunday.
Tom: Did you see bill this Sunday?
Dale: He was in church no he was at church ... what a bible sucker.
Dale: He was in church no he was at church ... what a bible sucker.
by ExtinctSmurf May 7, 2010
Get the Bible suckermug. Biblethumpers are religious zealots that pillory others who progress beyond obsolescent morality. The thumping signifies limitation of literacy to only one book, a 2,000-year-old primer which they interminably struggle to read.
Bible Thumpers tend to reduce all discussions to biblical citations while ignoring contemporary science. They are also usually reactionary or conservative toward social change. For example, they are often virulently opposed to birth control, abortion, gay marriage, women's rights, and evolution.
zealot sheep fanatic biblethumper
Bible Thumpers tend to reduce all discussions to biblical citations while ignoring contemporary science. They are also usually reactionary or conservative toward social change. For example, they are often virulently opposed to birth control, abortion, gay marriage, women's rights, and evolution.
zealot sheep fanatic biblethumper
The Bible Thumper, brainwashed by corporate media into single-issue tunnel vision, plans to defend fetuses by assassinating a pro-choice physician.
by LAlawMedMBA October 21, 2014
Get the Bible Thumpermug. Forrest: A bible humper is getting with my sister. My parents think they are doing bible studies behind those bedroom doors.
by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009
Get the bible humpermug. A very religious christian who says things like "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" and "We are all filthy sinners!"
by Vandei April 16, 2017
Get the bible crumpermug. Refers to the Codex Amiatinus in English Bible which recovered, reversed, and correctly translated edits made from the seventh century up to the twentieth century.
The CAE Bible shows that Lucifer was the sun. "How did you fall from heaven (the sky/space), Lucifer (the Sun,) when you arose in the morning? Do you wound the nations when you fall into the earth?"
by EtymologyResearcher February 25, 2023
Get the CAE Biblemug.