Brooklyn Beyblade

Related or pertaining to the Harlem Whirlwind. Strictly required execution in New York. When you pick up a prostitute, at least 70 years old, and take her home. Then, proceed to take her titties (which should be sagging to the floor) and throw her around the room, creating enough centripetal force that you both start floating. The Brooklyn Beyblade is a great alternative to flying on commercial airlines.

Person 1: I’ve got to get to San Francisco in two days, and no airline is gonna get there that fast!
Person 2: Try a Brooklyn Beyblade, if you can’t find a girl my grandma needs money.

by wisconsin.supersoaker December 17, 2019

ANTI BEBBARS

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by BEANIEBOPO July 15, 2020

Russian beyblade

When you rip out anal beads in a speed so fast it is like you are ripping the cord on a beyblade

I did Russian beyblade with my girl last week and she is still not talking to me

by Floatson November 20, 2020

mushroom beyblade

To do a nasty sexual act to someone over the internet

Guy1: did she ever message you back?
Guy2: ya she asked me to mushroom Beyblade her
Guy1: fuck what a freak. did you do it?
Guy2: hell ya look how dirty my face is.

by person2020 December 25, 2020

Dirty Béya

When your so fucking huge, you suffocate everyone you see and have a son named Michael.

That’s a huge bitch, must be a dirty Béya

by dirtycrayola69 June 4, 2021

Urban Beyblade

When you decide that you've sunk low enough to purchase Urethral Beads, only to insert them and rip them out like a 4th grader playing with a Beyblade.

"Beyblade Beyblade let it ri-AAAUUUUGGHHH!"

"So I decided to play Urban Beyblade last night."
"How was it?"
"I'm throwing away my Urethral Beads"
"Ah."

by Drunken Bastard August 7, 2021

The Beyblade

It’s a sexual activity where you put your dick in someone’s ass and twirl like you never before

Guy: hey I found a new sex position it’s called the Beyblade
Guy 2:oh cool how do you do it?
Guy: let’s demonstrate then 😈

by Dreambull lover August 10, 2021