Benedikt

Gigachad who is slavic and drinks vodka every day 50 times

Some random guy:hey look at that guy drinking vodka hes such a benedikt

by Thicc german boi May 24, 2021

Benned

When that one guy in your group just kills the mood, so you stop inviting him.

Oh yeah, Dave kept scabbing money off of us so we Benned him.

by GrandPrix July 4, 2021

Flash Banged

taking a axe bottle of body spray and stabing it open with a sharp object then throwing it to an area of people and they will get bombed by axes shitty smell.

the other day I flash banged Xavier while he was taking a poo then held the door so he couldn't get out

by team awesome'o March 28, 2011

Frisky Benedict

The act of cracking an egg over your gonads, and then dipping them into another's open mouth. The most enticing of all acts of seduction.

Tonight was fun. Could I interest you in a Frisky Benedict?

by RumplePhorskyn November 24, 2013

Eggs Benedict

A serving, or portion of eggs which the pope has allowed a priest to fornicate, or ejaculate onto.

Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.

Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.

Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.

by The Technomancer April 3, 2010

Pope Benedict XVI

New pope, was in the Hitler Youth. Deserted from the German army.

A NAZI **AND** A COWARD!!

Basically a more extreme version of the old pope.

Pope Benedict XVI, welcome to power.

by poopoomoomoo May 9, 2005

eggs benedict

when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.

He gave her the best eggs benedict ever!

by cheeze mcdougal April 29, 2006